♣ 009 | [ voice ]

[haring_to_go]

There is something to be said for the sight of a half naked woman wearing a pair of fine gloves to put a man in the mood. You really don't see that too much here in the City.

[ His voice is nostalgic, almost yearning. It's been several months after all, since he's been laid, and while he may have seen several half naked women around the city according to his standards, not very many of them like to wear fine gloves. Liam's been cursed with the "We did that" curse for the weekend. ]

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1/?

[forhishonor]

[ SCREAM?! ]

[forhishonor]

[ did he just say--?? ]

[forhishonor]

[ as;ljawer;oianlkgafasdf half-naked ladies + liam asf;kjawer;onlkwr ]

[forhishonor]

LIAM!!

[forhishonor]

[ --wait, he said something about mood what if there was some sort of FOLLOW UP? ]

also, I'm not sorry

[forhishonor]

[forhishonor]

[forhishonor]

[ ugh, his brain just broke ]

ehhh, we'll stop here

[forhishonor]

I hope she was wearing something apart from just gloves.

[worldofourown]

One doesn't see much of anything in this City, unfortunately.

voice;

[firstaid]

How would gloves and half-naked women put you in a 'mood'?

[She doesn't quite get it, but sure. She'll roll with it, and think of Judith.]

[asplodes]

In the mood for what, mister?

1/2

[haring_to_go]

In the mood for s---

[haring_to_go]

[ Wait, that sounded like a kid. Quick, backpedal! ] For some chocolate! It puts me in the mood for chocolate! [ and sex. Mostly just sex. ]

[asplodes]

[ Good save there, Liam. ]

Why would some lady going starkers make you want chocolate? Wouldn't you want a blanket instead?

[ Sounds cold ... ]

[haring_to_go]

[ Liam sounds positively miserable ] I know. It's difficult enough to get to know a lady back home but here it's almost impossible. [ he can never tell if one's cursed or not and a gentleman never takes advantage of a woman's weakness. ]

[haring_to_go]

[ he chuckles quietly ] Oh yes, a corset and petticoat, usually.

voice;

[haring_to_go]

[ he chuckles quietly ] Have you never desired to possess something after catching a glimpse of its charms?

[haring_to_go]

I already have a blanket. You don't think I'd want her bruised, do you? [ unless of course he's the one putting a carefully thought out bruise in a hidden place. Oh dear, now he's not cold at all... ]

[asplodes]

What's going starkers got to do with bruises?

[ You're not making a whole lotta sense, mister ... ]

[haring_to_go]

A woman's skin is a delicate thing. Even the slightest brush against something could cause irreparable harm. [ shush boy, he's trying to fight the curse! ]

[asplodes]

So you're brushing against her? With the chocolate?

[haring_to_go]

[ he coughs ] The chocolate is for after.

[asplodes]

After what?

[haring_to_go]

... Shouldn't you be in bed?