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[sadandsingle]

God, it's been ages since I had a proper shag - I can't believe how utterly pathetic I can be sometimes. It's enough to drive a girl mad sometimes, especially when you just can't find any replacement batteries. Still, there's enough clubs in the City, I ought to be able to do something about it, yeah? Unless any of you lot would like to volunteer to lend me a hand...or, well, rather more than a hand, to be quite honest. Hands for starters, maybe, and we can move on from there.

[ooc: sexuality reversal day! Tosh is going to be mortified later.]

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[coyote_walking]

I'm thinking that tomorrow you might be sorry you were posting this on the Network.

Maybe going out for a drink would help?

[sadandsingle]

Are you offering to be my wingman, Mercy?

[coyote_walking]

If you'd like. I think you'll feel better in the morning if you aren't looking for a man over the network.

[And that way she could keep an eye on her till midnight when the curse hopefully ends.]

[sadandsingle]

Hey, who said anything about only looking for a man? I'm equal opportunity, I'll have you know.

[coyote_walking]

Looking for a partner over the Network, better?

[sadandsingle]

It'd be better if anybody would take me up on the offer.

[coyote_walking]

I hear you.