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[sadandsingle]

God, it's been ages since I had a proper shag - I can't believe how utterly pathetic I can be sometimes. It's enough to drive a girl mad sometimes, especially when you just can't find any replacement batteries. Still, there's enough clubs in the City, I ought to be able to do something about it, yeah? Unless any of you lot would like to volunteer to lend me a hand...or, well, rather more than a hand, to be quite honest. Hands for starters, maybe, and we can move on from there.

[ooc: sexuality reversal day! Tosh is going to be mortified later.]