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[sadandsingle]

God, it's been ages since I had a proper shag - I can't believe how utterly pathetic I can be sometimes. It's enough to drive a girl mad sometimes, especially when you just can't find any replacement batteries. Still, there's enough clubs in the City, I ought to be able to do something about it, yeah? Unless any of you lot would like to volunteer to lend me a hand...or, well, rather more than a hand, to be quite honest. Hands for starters, maybe, and we can move on from there.

[ooc: sexuality reversal day! Tosh is going to be mortified later.]

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[likeabreath]

... Tosh?

[sadandsingle]

Hey, Gwen. [Is Tosh giving her a bit of a flirtatious look? Why, yes, she is.]

[likeabreath]

Everything alright there?

[sadandsingle]

Well, now, I suppose that depends on your definition of all right.

[likeabreath]

Feeling alright. I meant feeling alright.

[sadandsingle]

Mmm. I'm feeling a little...restless.

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[captaininnuendo]

Toshiko! Such language! ...I like it.

[sadandsingle]

I can do a lot more than talk, Jack.

[captaininnuendo]

Don't I know it. And when you're in the mood, might as well just succumb to it. I bet you get all the takers. I'd even advertise for you myself if I didn't think it'd be tacky.

[sadandsingle]

What, you aren't volunteering your services? I'm disappointed.

[captaininnuendo]

Like I'm really your type. I know what's underneath all that computer smartness and if you'd wanted to have a go you would have tried to a long time ago.

[Also, he's still a little freaked out that you're alive. But he appreciates a good flirt when he can get it.]

[sadandsingle]

And what if I change my mind? I'm sure I'm more than capable of appreciating your...talents.

[coyote_walking]

Um... Tosh?

[sadandsingle]

Yes, Mercy?

[coyote_walking]

You feeling okay?

[sadandsingle]

I am feeling a little frustrated.

[coyote_walking]

Um... sexually, I'm guessing.

[sadandsingle]

Obviously.

[coyote_walking]

I'm thinking that tomorrow you might be sorry you were posting this on the Network.

Maybe going out for a drink would help?

[sadandsingle]

Are you offering to be my wingman, Mercy?

[coyote_walking]

If you'd like. I think you'll feel better in the morning if you aren't looking for a man over the network.

[And that way she could keep an eye on her till midnight when the curse hopefully ends.]

[sadandsingle]

Hey, who said anything about only looking for a man? I'm equal opportunity, I'll have you know.

[coyote_walking]

Looking for a partner over the Network, better?

[sadandsingle]

It'd be better if anybody would take me up on the offer.

[coyote_walking]

I hear you.

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[sealegs]

And this is why we need a brothel.

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[sadandsingle]

I'm sure the city has any number of brothels - I just like it better when things are more...personal.

video;

[sealegs]

It does tend to make things a bit more passionate, I suppose. If the friend dealing the benefits knows what they're doing.

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[sadandsingle]

Luckily, I have some particularly talented friends - if their bragging is at all accurate.

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[sealegs]

Nothing like some hands-on demonstration.

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[latenightfondue]

What's batteries gotta do with anything?

[ With his best charming smile. ] Y'ever need a hand, I ain't shy.

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[sadandsingle]

Not that I don't enjoy doing things by hand, but having equipment to do it for you is a lot more fun.

[Charming smile right back at you, Howard.] Yeah? I could use a lot more than a hand.

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[latenightfondue]

What-- [ His eyes widen. ] Oh. They got battery powered devices for that now? I should'a thought of that one, 'course people ain't that open where I'm from so it probably would have taken some promoting.

[ He holds up both hands. ] I got two, ready and waiting.

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[sadandsingle]

Promoting? Now that would be interesting. I always thought Americans were pretty open about that sort of thing, though.

I'd also accept a tongue - or, you know, other parts.

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[latenightfondue]

Not the time I'm from they ain't, but if a certain kinda person knew where to look? I'm sure it'd sell.

[ A wicked smirk appears. ] Y'can have any and all parts, sweetheart, I ain't one to stand by when there's people in need.

[stopbleepingme]

Well, aren't you, er-- forward!

[sadandsingle]

Can't get what you want if you aren't forward about it.

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[dudeimbatman]

Whoa. You feelin' okay, Sweetheart?

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[sadandsingle]

I'm not sure why everybody keeps asking me that.

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[dudeimbatman]

Most chicks don't just come right out with that kind of thing.

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[sadandsingle]

Look, when you need something, you need it.

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[dudeimbatman]

Not going to argue with that, Sweetheart.