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misfits - alisha bailey

11. ♙ text.

hey curtis, have you been in my room again? i hate how when i walk into my room and my cock is glowing … it looks like eyes.

[ since every time something goes missing in alisha's room - or is not how it was in her memory - she blames one curtis donovan. too bad she forgot to filter this. or make sure autocorrect wasn't trolling her today. ]

CLOCK

[ too late ... ]

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i didn't say that neither stop getting defensive.

you stop putting the blame on us and accept you were a prat of this!

i was.

after i met all of you.

yarn.

[ oh, better send this edit. ]

yawn.

duck you.

[ Not even bothering. ]

pick. *prick. do you ever stop acting like a prissy and crying about how awful your life is? * pussy

[ he will not get the last text! no way! what a ducking pick. ]

butch.

bitch*

i aint crying so pisses off.

piss*

[ He totally ducking will. ]

all i hear it wash wash wash. * wah wah wah.

you should be hearing wash wash wash bc you should be wash wash washing my sheep.

sheets*

[ OH HELL NO YOU DIDN'T. ]

you'll be hearing wash wash when i slam your head into the machine. fucker.

[ OH YES I DID /backsnap ]

you fucking made them smell like a corpse! you told me you were washing them!

not anymore you puck. you have hands, you can wash them now.

[ didn't you know she already did that? gosh, curtis, do you not appreciate her ninja skills!? ]

well way to fuck me over for letting you in my room.

[ No. He obviously does not for he is ungrateful :| ]

because that's all we ever do. fuck you over. me texting you is me fucking you over.

[ ungrateful shit. 8| ]

you texting has everyone think you have a glowing clock that i have something to do with.

cock*

no one thinks it's about you. everyone thinks i have a glowing cock. or they want to talk about condoms. all a bunch of perverts.

... seriously?

did i stutter?

youre texting.

[ ... fml. ]

piss off.

[ No that's my catchphrase get your own! ]

im just saying. least nobodys on my shit.

what shit?

[ hehehe your clock is nonexistent. ]

excuse you?

[ Get out. ]

i have nothing to be executed for. *excused.

well fuck you then.

YES HEHEHE.

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>:D

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D:

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cue the most pointless text ever.

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i think mine just made yours runner up for most pointless.

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hey! i like being the winner. :(

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too bad :|

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cries an ocean.

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swims.

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sinks.

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laughs.

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smooches.

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frenches.

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italians.

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portugueses.

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australians.

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lebaneses.

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indians.

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turkishes.

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samsians.

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chineses.

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curtises.

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alishas.

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donovans.

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baileys.

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alisha would like one of those every time she talks to curtis.

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baileys baileys baileys.

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none for you donovans.

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sobbing.

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wipes face.

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sobs into yo hands.

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pats face. lmfao that icon.

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beautiful right?

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just like you /chinhands.

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i know /hairflip

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i whip my hair back and forth i whip my hair back and forth

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gurl you wish you could do it like me

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turns into the hulk. bring it.

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I AM PRETTIER THAN THE HULK /wins

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turns into batman.

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spider fucking man.

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iron man x(

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SOB IDER MY HEADLINER BEFORE AND IM LAZY.

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it's okay mr backwards /pats.

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ITS HOW I FUNCTION /sobs

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their there they're my deer. /wipes face.

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where do you get all these pretty icons?

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santa. i'm a good girl!

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AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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hey x(

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:|

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:D

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spicey.

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just like you.

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naw i'm tangy~

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and delicious.

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i am edible yes.

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/rubs hands together. come here my pretty ...

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oh my miss alisha~

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oh my god

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you liked dat one.

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this entire thread (subjects included) is ridiculous.

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which is why it's perfect.

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just like you.

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oh baby

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