11. ♙ text.

[awkwards]

hey curtis, have you been in my room again? i hate how when i walk into my room and my cock is glowing … it looks like eyes.

[ since every time something goes missing in alisha's room - or is not how it was in her memory - she blames one curtis donovan. too bad she forgot to filter this. or make sure autocorrect wasn't trolling her today. ]

CLOCK

[ too late ... ]

Comments

turns into batman.

[awkwards]

did you want them to come?

[ by "them" she means "twat". ]

spider fucking man.

[mrbackwards]

up to you.

[ which is kind of a no, but he hasn't really seen much of nathan so maybe it wouldn't be all bad. ]

iron man x(

[awkwards]

i'll ask. if they're affected by a curse we can just go.

[ poor nathan. :( he's really not that bad! as long as he keeps his mouth shut. ]

SOB IDER MY HEADLINER BEFORE AND IM LAZY.

[mrbackwards]

let me know.

[ which is like never. ]

it's okay mr backwards /pats.

[awkwards]

three taps on your door mean yes.

[ since ... why are they talking when they're in the same building? ]

'cause apparently this is some super spy shit.

ITS HOW I FUNCTION /sobs

[mrbackwards]

so whats no?

[ clearly he doesn't get it. ]

their there they're my deer. /wipes face.

[awkwards]

three taps to your skill.

where do you get all these pretty icons?

[mrbackwards]

skill or skull?

santa. i'm a good girl!

[awkwards]

you seriously think you have skill?

[ in pissing her off, yes. ]

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[mrbackwards]

you telling me i dont?

[ pft. she started it. ]

hey x(

[awkwards]

you can read, canoe you?

:|

[mrbackwards]

can you typical?

:D

[awkwards]

can you knot?

spicey.

[mrbackwards]

you stiffed it.

just like you.

[awkwards]

frock you.

naw i'm tangy~

[mrbackwards]

duck you.

and delicious.

[awkwards]

i just said that!

i am edible yes.

[mrbackwards]

frock ant a word1

/rubs hands together. come here my pretty ...

[awkwards]

yeah it is. they use it at those brad pitt carpet awards!

oh my miss alisha~

[mrbackwards]

i dont watch those. they dont cunt.

oh my god

[awkwards]

hence why you have no fashion since.

you liked dat one.

[mrbackwards]

dont have millions of dollars to dress like those picks.

this entire thread (subjects included) is ridiculous.

[awkwards]

you'd look nice in a suite.

which is why it's perfect.

[mrbackwards]

yeah and youd look nice in one of those thousand dollar dresses. dont mean we can afford it.

just like you.

[awkwards]

you really think so?

[ just ignores everything he just said ... ]