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[ alisha has showered at least twice today. she's smelt the smell of death lingering around her for the entire day. she knows this smell because it lingers in the boot of her father's car, right after they buried the probation workers and that guy who is too overly attached to his cap. ]

Anyone else smell - [ she doesn't really want to say it, does she? ]
- Hey, Nathan, Simon, Curtis - do you guys smell funny?

[ she's annoyed as fuck, anyway. why the hell does she smell? is there some sort of soap out there she can use? why does everyone else smell nice and fruity? ]

I've showered twice today. How the fuck do I get rid of this smell?

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You can't.

What'd you get? I'd offer to trade.

[Not that you can. And because EVERYONE SHOULD SMELL LIKE BLOOD AND DIRT, really. His nose is working on overdrive and it is driving him nuts because it's like letting a dog loose in Yankee Candle and he would like it to stop.]

Something shitty. [ she's not going to say it smells like death, bro. but blood and dirt is also how it smells, so, she's not very keen on the trading. ] It's not like some expensive perfume. That'd be just too fucking difficult, yeah?

What about you?

Yeah, but you can't know if you want to theoretically trade if you don't share the specifics.

I've got dirt and blood. On top of having to smell every body else's fucking stink. Seriously, I'm getting a migraine here or something.

I kind of smell like that but more ... like a fucking dead person.

Jesus, I thought it was only me. I feel like this shit has only gotten stronger in the past hour or so.

How dead? Are we talking just died or fertilizing the roses?

Seriously? I can't even tell anymore, it's just all one big blur.

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I think I smell pretty good.

Yeah, and only you think that.

[ don't mess with her today, curtis, okay. 8( ]

I'm telling you.

[ He lifts his shirt over his nose to give a quick sniff. ] Just.. weird. Like some kind of perfume.

[ LOL, Alisha. Curtis has a limited sense of humor :| ]

And you'd know, yeah? [ calling you a giiiiirl. ] Flowery kind of shit? Because that means you smell like a girl.

[ want to trade? brb grinning a bit because hahaha. not that she knows why this should be hilarious. ]

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Pretty sure it's a curse. I've heard a lot of people complaining about it.

There should be a cure for this curse. I'm not a fan of smelling like complete crap.

It's called midnight, Darlin'.

Still. Every curse has a cure, right? At least, that's what happens in those fairytales.

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How does being around someone that smells like pumpkin pie and campfires sound to you, Alisha?

What about someone who smells like dead bodies? Don't think you'd be too keen to want to hang with me right now. [ curtis - that bitch 8| - isn't. ]

I won't mind it. Trust me. I'll even bring alcohol.

You're a better friend than Curtis. The prick won't let me try to get his flowery girl smell on me!

[ 8| ]

I'd like that. Might want to bring a peg, though. I feel like this smell has only gotten worse.

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Are you asking me to smell you? I think you've been spending too much time shagging Barry.

Stop thinking about me and Simon. And stop saying he's creepy!

I'm trying not to. I didn't even say he was creepy this time. [Just strongly implied it...]

You say it all the time. What makes you think that's any different?

[ she knows you so well. x( ]

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Yes.

What do you smell like?

[ and if it's nice, can she just rub herself all over you so she can stop smelling like death? ]

The freezer in the room above the Community Center.

[ hence the reason he's perched on a roof somewhere 8c ]

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Do you smell like Cornettos? [ a fail attempt at a joke ... ]

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action; sjdkfjlsfs simon ;____;

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action; fkaldsjglas he's just a dumb butt in love ;;

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action; the cutest dumb butt.

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