10. ♙ video.

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[ alisha has showered at least twice today. she's smelt the smell of death lingering around her for the entire day. she knows this smell because it lingers in the boot of her father's car, right after they buried the probation workers and that guy who is too overly attached to his cap. ]

Anyone else smell - [ she doesn't really want to say it, does she? ]
- Hey, Nathan, Simon, Curtis - do you guys smell funny?

[ she's annoyed as fuck, anyway. why the hell does she smell? is there some sort of soap out there she can use? why does everyone else smell nice and fruity? ]

I've showered twice today. How the fuck do I get rid of this smell?

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[socoolbrewster]

You can't.

What'd you get? I'd offer to trade.

[Not that you can. And because EVERYONE SHOULD SMELL LIKE BLOOD AND DIRT, really. His nose is working on overdrive and it is driving him nuts because it's like letting a dog loose in Yankee Candle and he would like it to stop.]

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[mrbackwards]

I think I smell pretty good.

[dudeimbatman]

Pretty sure it's a curse. I've heard a lot of people complaining about it.

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Something shitty. [ she's not going to say it smells like death, bro. but blood and dirt is also how it smells, so, she's not very keen on the trading. ] It's not like some expensive perfume. That'd be just too fucking difficult, yeah?

What about you?

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[awkwards]

Yeah, and only you think that.

[ don't mess with her today, curtis, okay. 8( ]

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There should be a cure for this curse. I'm not a fan of smelling like complete crap.

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[mrbackwards]

I'm telling you.

[ He lifts his shirt over his nose to give a quick sniff. ] Just.. weird. Like some kind of perfume.

[ LOL, Alisha. Curtis has a limited sense of humor :| ]

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[awkwards]

And you'd know, yeah? [ calling you a giiiiirl. ] Flowery kind of shit? Because that means you smell like a girl.

[ want to trade? brb grinning a bit because hahaha. not that she knows why this should be hilarious. ]

[socoolbrewster]

Yeah, but you can't know if you want to theoretically trade if you don't share the specifics.

I've got dirt and blood. On top of having to smell every body else's fucking stink. Seriously, I'm getting a migraine here or something.

[awkwards]

I kind of smell like that but more ... like a fucking dead person.

Jesus, I thought it was only me. I feel like this shit has only gotten stronger in the past hour or so.

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[mrbackwards]

I wouldn't know, you probably would, though.

Maybe. Won't wash off, but I think I've gotten used to it.

[ Which means he's been doing well hiding in his room all day. ]

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[awkwards]

I've showered twice and - fuck, it smells worse.

[ why do you get to smell all pretty, huh! ]

Where are you? If you smell nice, I don't want to be surrounded by this stench all day.

[socoolbrewster]

How dead? Are we talking just died or fertilizing the roses?

Seriously? I can't even tell anymore, it's just all one big blur.

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[mrbackwards]

Yeah... I hear ya. What's your smell like?

[ BITCH HE IS FABULOUS. ]

Ain't no way you're coming to smell me when I smell like a girl.

[awkwards]

I don't - The rotting kind, I guess. [ not that she is an expert or anything ... 8| ]

This better fucking end soon. If this turns out like the desert ... [ she can't really do anything, can she? ]

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[ you're so rude, non-fabulous ho. ]

I smell like those fucking those bodies, Curtis!

[ maybe she exclaims it a bit too ... you know, but this is very upsetting, okay. she's just glad she doesn't smell like gasoline and future!simon. ]

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[mrbackwards]

[ Alisha's clearly just jealous she's not as fabulous as him.

And he kind of just.. twists his face in disgust. Ew. She gets to laugh at him and he gets to inhale her shitty smell? Nu-uh, no way, gurl. ]

The fuck I want you around me so I can smell dead bodies for?

[ Charming he is. ]

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[awkwards]

Fuck you.

[ wow, you are just so rude, son. ]

You're such a prick, you know that? Worse than fucking Nathan sometimes.

[ oh yeah, she went there. ]

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[mrbackwards]

Fuck you, too.

[ Hey, it's true. Stink up his room, stink up his girly smell. Not cool story. ]

I'm worse than Nathan? [ He.. laughs. ] I think all them shitty smells you got are going to your head.

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[charring]

How does being around someone that smells like pumpkin pie and campfires sound to you, Alisha?

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[ you're hurting her feelings, okay. but she now has the best idea for revenge. ]

You in the flat?

[socoolbrewster]

Well that sucks.

Pretty sure most of the ones recently have only been lasting a day or so, I'm pretty sure that's not an issue. Although if it does? Someone's a dead man, I will tell you that now.

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[mrbackwards]

[ ... ]

I'll lock the fucking door.

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[awkwards]

What about someone who smells like dead bodies? Don't think you'd be too keen to want to hang with me right now. [ curtis - that bitch 8| - isn't. ]

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[charring]

I won't mind it. Trust me. I'll even bring alcohol.