005 ☥ so what if you can see the darkest side of me

[socoolbrewster]

[...there's blood dripping on the screen again. Plunk. Plunk. A moment or so later and fingers reach for it, pulling the device out of the way. The drips are still there, but you can at least see past them to see an Ed who is positively ecstatic. And also dripping blood from his fingertips.]

Did you know you can flavor blood? Fucking awesome.

[...yes, that last word was falsetto. Hey, he's in a really good mood.

Although at the expense of who is really the important question here.



Ed is cursed. Expect to receive even more inappropriate comments than usual.]

Comments

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[worldofourown]

There's a great deal of things you can do with blood.

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[socoolbrewster]

Like fingerpainting.

I always wondered about that one.

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[worldofourown]

More like chocolate,

Celebratory or decadent, depending on the mood.

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[socoolbrewster]

...Chocolate blood? Huh. That's a new one.

action: locked to Ed. Obvs.

[charring]

Seriously? I go take a shower and that's what you do with your time?

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[socoolbrewster]

I figured you wanted some time to yourself. Unless you wanted to keep an eye on me from there too...?

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[charring]

Well, I was thinking about it...

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[socoolbrewster]

[He holds up bloody fingers and waggles them in a general her direction.]

I am kind of a hot mess. Plus, no cleanup after. And I've always wondered what it's like to fuck in a shower.

[Because let's be serious about this, there's no way he's just going to sit outside and WATCH her shower by herself.]

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[the_dawnster]

Okay first, ew. Second, I used to know this vampire who would put cinnamon in his blood and these crackers called wheatabits. I guess it was yum with the whole flavoring thing cause it was a regular occurrence with him.

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[socoolbrewster]

Cinnamon flavored, crunchy blood. Nah, I think I'm good without the coagulated shit.

[Head tilt.] ...Unless it's your blood. It might actually be worth trying that way.

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[the_dawnster]

You could try nutmeg too. Or soy sauce if you want an Asian flavor. Hot sauce if you wanna go the Mexican way. And as far as my blood, well my sister would kick your butt for even thinking about it.

Also, I never got the whole bloody mess thing for people who drink it. So freakin' wasteful. I'd think you'd wanna savor every drop instead of painting the room with it. Luckily the few blood drinkers I'm actually friends with are mostly neat and clean about it.

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[socoolbrewster]

It's not the real stuff, it's bagged. It hardly counts as wasteful.

I usually don't make a mess, but sometimes you just have to.

[boutant]

Please tell me there's not a body somewhere behind you.

[socoolbrewster]

Unfortunately, no. McGee is being a bitch about it and won't let me eat anybody.

[A snicker.]

Not the dead kind, anyway.

[...Yeah, that probably means EXACTLY what it sounds like. Less morals than even his usual means ZERO filter or tact at all.]

[boutant]

[ Okay, she didn't need to know that, but-- ]

Don't call her a bitch.

[ Sorry Ed. Charlie > you, always. ]

[socoolbrewster]

Hey, I mean it in the best way possible. If I actually had a problem with her I'd call her a skank.

[valentineluke]

Ancient news.

[socoolbrewster]

Hey, I've never tried it before.

[valentineluke]

You need to go Underground more. Start with a spiced blood wine.

[eiremagic]

Lord preserve me from fucking idiots.

[socoolbrewster]

Speak for yourself.

What, don't you like show and tell?

[eiremagic]

That's what I'm doing, boyo. Speaking for meself.

Flavored blood? Really?

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[candothat]

You did not kill anyone?

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[socoolbrewster]

Sadly, no.

But I'm willing to change it up, doppelgang-man. I think you would be way better with your insides on your outside.

Or on the walls. Like art.

audio from near Ed somewhere:

[charring]

Don't threaten Pavel.