005 ☥ so what if you can see the darkest side of me

[socoolbrewster]

[...there's blood dripping on the screen again. Plunk. Plunk. A moment or so later and fingers reach for it, pulling the device out of the way. The drips are still there, but you can at least see past them to see an Ed who is positively ecstatic. And also dripping blood from his fingertips.]

Did you know you can flavor blood? Fucking awesome.

[...yes, that last word was falsetto. Hey, he's in a really good mood.

Although at the expense of who is really the important question here.



Ed is cursed. Expect to receive even more inappropriate comments than usual.]

Comments

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[worldofourown]

There's a great deal of things you can do with blood.

action: locked to Ed. Obvs.

[charring]

Seriously? I go take a shower and that's what you do with your time?

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[the_dawnster]

Okay first, ew. Second, I used to know this vampire who would put cinnamon in his blood and these crackers called wheatabits. I guess it was yum with the whole flavoring thing cause it was a regular occurrence with him.

[boutant]

Please tell me there's not a body somewhere behind you.

[valentineluke]

Ancient news.

Private/Video

[socoolbrewster]

Like fingerpainting.

I always wondered about that one.

[eiremagic]

Lord preserve me from fucking idiots.

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[socoolbrewster]

I figured you wanted some time to yourself. Unless you wanted to keep an eye on me from there too...?

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[socoolbrewster]

Cinnamon flavored, crunchy blood. Nah, I think I'm good without the coagulated shit.

[Head tilt.] ...Unless it's your blood. It might actually be worth trying that way.

[socoolbrewster]

Unfortunately, no. McGee is being a bitch about it and won't let me eat anybody.

[A snicker.]

Not the dead kind, anyway.

[...Yeah, that probably means EXACTLY what it sounds like. Less morals than even his usual means ZERO filter or tact at all.]

[socoolbrewster]

Hey, I've never tried it before.

[socoolbrewster]

Speak for yourself.

What, don't you like show and tell?

[eiremagic]

That's what I'm doing, boyo. Speaking for meself.

Flavored blood? Really?

[socoolbrewster]

Lemon juice in blood. It's extra tart.

[He licks his fingers for emphasis.]

Although I'm really starting to think I should've gone with mint instead.

[valentineluke]

You need to go Underground more. Start with a spiced blood wine.

[eiremagic]

Fucking vampires.

[socoolbrewster]

Wine? Come on, that shit's for homeless alkies and pretentious assholes.

[socoolbrewster]

Aww, c'mon, don't be like that. You wouldn't want me to get cranky and show you in person, would you?

[eiremagic]

You want to fucking try me?

[socoolbrewster]

Well, I've only got a small puddle here, so...Yeah.

[eiremagic]

Go ahead, boyo.

[valentineluke]

Teetotaler, there are non-alcoholic versions available. The spicing gives a sensation of warmth. Having it chilled; interesting flavor play of heat&cold.

You'll have to venture beyond the Raven for 'blood mixes'.

[socoolbrewster]

I didn't say I'm against booze. Just wine. And it's not like I can get drunk anyway.

...Why would you chill blood?

[socoolbrewster]

Ooh, I'm so intimidated. Does that badass chick thing usually work?

[eiremagic]

Dunno, you seem to be taking your sweet time.