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[orangetoughguy]

Come on, man, what guy doesn't want his wheels to go three times faster than it already does?

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[verysmallpig]

B-but it'll get away, wouldn't it?

[orangetoughguy]

Ain't that a good thing? I guess it depends, who's chasing you?

[verysmallpig]

Ch-chasing???

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah, you know, what if you're the one who needs to get away? You get away in the car.

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[verysmallpig]

... cart?

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[verysmallpig]

B-because if the cart is going too fast... th-things will fall Out. [Clearly not understanding why this very important fact isn't known.]

[totallyinaband]

Because this place has speed limits?

[orangetoughguy]

That's bullshit.

[totallyinaband]

Did you actually manage to make someone's car go three times faster?

[orangetoughguy]

I got the engine set up but it's not tested, nobody has the balls to try.

[Because he hasn't ponied up the guts to ask Stark management to put it under a sacrificial hood.]

[totallyinaband]

If you do manage to con someone into it, make sure to record it.

[boutant]

People with motion sickness.

[orangetoughguy]

The hell kind of motion sickness do you get going down a drag strip?

[boutant]

I don't know. I don't suffer from motion sickness.

[orangetoughguy]

You know airplanes fly at like a thousand miles per hour. You don't get sick on those.

[boutant]

Some people do. I just sleep on them.

[whitetwoguns]

I think it matters the most when he wants to go someplace.

[orangetoughguy]

You ain't ever heard of going faster just to see how fast you can go?

[whitetwoguns]

Speeding is a gas now that you mention it.

[orangetoughguy]

Har dee har har did you spend all this time thinking up that one?

[whitetwoguns]

No sir. I got a million.

[child_radical]

Did they paint their car red?

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[crowing]

A dead man.

[crowing]

If you're not going fast, you're not living.

[saidrepent]

Depends on whose wheels we're talking about. [He sure as hell wouldn't mind it.]