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[orangetoughguy]

Come on, man, what guy doesn't want his wheels to go three times faster than it already does?

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[verysmallpig]

B-but it'll get away, wouldn't it?

[orangetoughguy]

Ain't that a good thing? I guess it depends, who's chasing you?

[verysmallpig]

Ch-chasing???

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah, you know, what if you're the one who needs to get away? You get away in the car.

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[verysmallpig]

... cart?

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[verysmallpig]

B-because if the cart is going too fast... th-things will fall Out. [Clearly not understanding why this very important fact isn't known.]

[totallyinaband]

Because this place has speed limits?

[orangetoughguy]

That's why you nail a cover over your 'cart'.

[orangetoughguy]

That's bullshit.

[totallyinaband]

Did you actually manage to make someone's car go three times faster?

[orangetoughguy]

I got the engine set up but it's not tested, nobody has the balls to try.

[Because he hasn't ponied up the guts to ask Stark management to put it under a sacrificial hood.]

[verysmallpig]

Wouldn't that make it hard to get the things Out of the cart?

[totallyinaband]

If you do manage to con someone into it, make sure to record it.

[orangetoughguy]

Con someone? Shit man you act like I'm some kinda sneaky crook.

[orangetoughguy]

[You makin' him try so hard, Piglet.]

Put doors on the cart.

[totallyinaband]

Figure of speech, man.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay wanna volunteer?

[totallyinaband]

I don't have my license.

[boutant]

People with motion sickness.

[orangetoughguy]

You don't need a license to test drive.

[orangetoughguy]

The hell kind of motion sickness do you get going down a drag strip?

[totallyinaband]

I think I'm still good.

[boutant]

I don't know. I don't suffer from motion sickness.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh come on you don't drag race up in Canada?

[orangetoughguy]

You know airplanes fly at like a thousand miles per hour. You don't get sick on those.