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[godofabs]

[thor is enjoying the fact that he can't find loki (he's not enjoying at all, in fact he's been missing for a few days doing do). so to ease his solace...

that and watching a lot of tv. it seems that burgers and monty python are great for wasting time.

oh and shakeweights.]

Would someone care to explain how this is to make you a better warrior? [he says holding it right up to his face and holding it with both hands. he even has to move his hair out of the way too.]

I ... do not understand how this is supposed to work. Why do you not go and build your physique through movement?

[thor put the shakeweight down. oh. he can hold it with one hand too.

enjoy that imagery.]

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[inmyothertights]

[Billy is innocently walking into the living room.

Innocently.

And suddenly he sees Thor with a shakeweight and one hand and

And

Oh god.

Why.

He's just staring]

action;

[godofabs]

[he doesn't get it.

at all.

now he's doing bicep curls with it?]

Billy, do you wish to have this? I find no use in it.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

Dude. I totally have one of those too.

voice;

[godofabs]

And it works?

[signatures]

Because people want to make money off of other people's laziness.

[godofabs]

I am beginning to notice, sadly.

[saidrepent]

[Oh. God. What.]

Where did you even get one of those?

[godofabs]

They informed me that all I had to do was be the first of a hundred seeking to purchase this and I could try it without risk.

[duplicities]

You've been watching infomercials.

[godofabs]

I do not remember mortals being nocturnal. There seems to be a lot of opportunities to browse goods before sunrise.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[.....what.]

You are moving.

[godofabs]

[despite the fact that he's only holding it with one hand, no not really.] No? I do not think so?

[shall_yield_us]

My, the perfect picture of a frail scholar.

[godofabs]

Frail, I am hardly. Though, I admit I not a keen observer.

[errandry]

[ vaguely fascinated staring.

vaguely. ]

S'that even supposed to work?

[godofabs]

Perhaps for one with weaker arms.

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[nohometown]

It does not look effective.

[A pause. What is that thing? It actually looks ridiculous.]

I agree. Movement, actual practice of the art of battle, is best for a warrior. If you'd like someone to train or spar with, I'd be willing.

video;

[godofabs]

It has no weight, it provides no challenge. Perhaps it is for one weak of heart, who wants to put the least effort in - well, anything.

[sobs.]

I take it that you are a warrior?

voice;

[vengefully]

It probably doesn't.

voice;

[godofabs]

Pity.

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[threeolives]

[ Well that's... an image. ]

I think the intended demographic for the Shake Weight is less Asgardian warrior gods and more middle America couch potatoes.

If you want a real workout, I'm not sure that's the best way to go about it.

(video.)

[godofabs]

Then perhaps their problem is that they are potatoes instead of people?

The best way to exercise is to spar and I am yet to find a suitable partner.

[lookjustlike]

That's...not really meant to make anyone a better warrior.

[godofabs]

I thought as much, though I thought it was interesting.

[ironmanic]

Dear god put that away.

[godofabs]

[What Tony, is it the imagery of Thor holding a shakeweight that does it?]

I suppose. Do you want it? Perhaps you could use it.

laaaate because I am terrible orz /feel free to ignore if it's too much trouble

[team_sociopath]

[....Billy must be having a nosebleed by now.]

Someone needs to explain the problems with 'As Seen On TV' stuff, huh?

NAWWWWWWW

[godofabs]

... Is this common?

video; oh god i'm so late please ignore me if this is too much laaaaame

[stopbleepingme]

O-oh. Well, then.

[ Did she accidentally find the porn section of the network...?

Think maybe you're just not doing it hard enough.

NO IT'S ALL GOOD !!! /rubs

[godofabs]

[no, just thor being thor sadly.] Perhaps? But I am able to do it with hand, it provides no challenge.

video; poor thor, can't even count his entries......

[asofwar]

[Just. Looks at him for a long moment. And the shakeweights, which are - terribly suggestive.

Thor, why do you make her want to groan all the time.]

Do you realize what it looks like?

): his life is hard

[godofabs]

I know, I know, it is ineffective to simply just stand here and hold a weight.