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[godofabs]

[thor is enjoying the fact that he can't find loki (he's not enjoying at all, in fact he's been missing for a few days doing do). so to ease his solace...

that and watching a lot of tv. it seems that burgers and monty python are great for wasting time.

oh and shakeweights.]

Would someone care to explain how this is to make you a better warrior? [he says holding it right up to his face and holding it with both hands. he even has to move his hair out of the way too.]

I ... do not understand how this is supposed to work. Why do you not go and build your physique through movement?

[thor put the shakeweight down. oh. he can hold it with one hand too.

enjoy that imagery.]

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action;

[inmyothertights]

[Billy is innocently walking into the living room.

Innocently.

And suddenly he sees Thor with a shakeweight and one hand and

And

Oh god.

Why.

He's just staring]

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

Dude. I totally have one of those too.

[signatures]

Because people want to make money off of other people's laziness.

[saidrepent]

[Oh. God. What.]

Where did you even get one of those?

action;

[godofabs]

[he doesn't get it.

at all.

now he's doing bicep curls with it?]

Billy, do you wish to have this? I find no use in it.

voice;

[godofabs]

And it works?

[godofabs]

I am beginning to notice, sadly.

[godofabs]

They informed me that all I had to do was be the first of a hundred seeking to purchase this and I could try it without risk.

action;

[inmyothertights]

[Billy doesn't actually want to touch it]

Thor, where did you get that?

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

I don't know...I stopped using it because...it's a thing that shakes. I don't know.

[signatures]

You can't blame them for being opportunistic.

But- why did you buy one?

[saidrepent]

That, uh... [Huh.] That doesn't really seem necessary for a guy like you.

[godofabs]

Yet, I am still a warrior. The chances of me engaging in battle seem to be quite slim - apart from the sand, yes, but we have faced bigger.

action;

[godofabs]

Oh, I requested some people to have it delivered. Thankfully, I was of the first one hundred callers and we can try this without having to pay much.

[he's so proud of his ability to infomercial.]

voice;

[godofabs]

I can see why they were so willing to be rid of it.

[godofabs]

... [he doesn't quite know, sadly.]

I.


Do not quite recall.

action;

[inmyothertights]

Are you telling me that-

[Pause. This is the God of Thunder, here.]

Did you get a Snuggie, too?

action;

[godofabs]

You mean the blanket that you can wear whenever and wherever you so desire?

[he might have seen a lot of that one commercial.]

action;

[inmyothertights]

It doesn't really work, you know. It's just a blanket with sleeves.

action;

[godofabs]

Oh.

[): he might have gotten some for the entire house.] I ... see.

action;

[inmyothertights]

[oops.]

Um.

But they're warm...and I like warm?

[He seems so sad.]

[signatures]

I do hope no one introduces you to the home shopping network.

[saidrepent]

I mean that there are probably more worthwhile ways for someone with...your build to stay fit. [Much more worthwhile.] That don't involve sitting around like that.

action;

[godofabs]

I tried to make it as blue as one of my capes but alas, they do not quite have it.

[wait a second, let him go get it.]

[godofabs]

The what?