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[diastereomer]

[ This is probably the only time Yusuf will use his device for its intended purpose- barring curses that make him make an arse of himself over the network. Thankfully, it is not his turn. We'll just leave that to Rhada the cat.

It would appear that Yusuf is trying to show the network the back of their couch until he angles it toward the floor and there is Rhada, playing with a hat like it was brought into the house solely for her enjoyment. ]



[ Yusuf's laughter can be heard in the background as Rhada gets the fabulous idea to try and eat the hat. ]



You my dear, are going to be in trouble when Arthur gets back. [ Surprisingly, Rhada seems to recognize that name ( The One Who Tried To Bathe Me ) and releases the hat to flop over and give Yusuf a look. ]

Comments

[synanthrope]

Hello, Rhada.

[diastereomer]

[ A shot of Rhada's current preoccupation,



before the camera is turned back to Yusuf. ]

She would return the greeting if she were not so intent on fitting herself entirely in the hat.

[synanthrope]

Your devotion to your cat is admirable.

[archivy]

Your cat is very expressive.

[diastereomer]

She usually is, barring recent traumatization.

[archivy]

You are referring to her involuntary bath.

[boutant]

[ Flop over, you say? Well, that just means Biscuit can come racing over from where he's been watching around the corner to attempt to flop on Rhada's belly.

That also means it's time for Ariadne to poke her head around the corner and start laughing. ]

[diastereomer]

[ Were anyone to venture a hand on Rhada's paunchy little belly, they would be introduced to sixteen rather sharp little claws - but because this is Biscuit, Rhada only wraps her arms around the kitten ( quickly outgrowing that classification ) and rolls them both over. Directly onto the hat.

There is a moment of panic - where did the hat go!

Yusuf is trying to hold his laughter in; he will be lucky if he doesn't cry at this rate. ]

[boutant]

[ Biscuit will always be a kitten to Ariadne, no matter quite how large the orange feline grows (though she does hope he won't get quite as round as Rhada). Biscuit squirms in the older cat's arms before deciding the best course of action to soothe her over the hat's "disappearance" is to lick her face.

While they're distracted, Ariadne comes closer, still giggling. ]

[shall_yield_us]

...oh. Your animal doesn't... spit, or claw, or defenestrate innocuous household items. Interesting.

[diastereomer]

Not unless there is a sink full of water involved.

[shall_yield_us]

And you achieved its good behaviour?

[signatures]

Isn't that my hat?

[diastereomer]

Is it? I thought it was Arthur's.

[ Which... doesn't make his letting Rhada eat it any less of a douchey move... ]

[signatures]

I don't recall any longer.

[ Never know how much you want a hat until a cat has decided to make it her chewtoy. ]

Ought you break out the spray bottle?

[whitetwoguns]

Oh man.

[diastereomer]

A born again troublemaker.

video:

[charring]

[Charlie is nowhere near the device. However, a multicolored calico, full grown and a grey kitten are both sniffing the device. The kitten is patting the video and mewing and the calico is just purring loudly. The kitten sniffs the device, mewing again. Petrichor wants to play. Hypnos wants to live up to her name and sleep for a while. Again.]

video:

[diastereomer]

[ Oh look, another kitten- two kittens! Funny how they can be smart enough to turn on the device but never remember that clawing people's hats will result in a spray bottle. ]

[deathofdelilah]

What a charming animal.

[Even evil men like kitties~]

[diastereomer]

Glad you agree, I was beginning to worry I was biased.

[brobeforehos]

Doesn't seem very impressed by that threat.

[diastereomer]

There is an unwritten rule somewhere that rules do not apply to felines.

[ Arthur would appreciate the logic on that one... ]

[dropkick]

Rhada's not impressed by any threats.

[dropkick]

There a reason she can't wreak havoc on one of your hats?