Bad Advice Day

[eagleofautozam]

[Video / Or Geo’s Sweet Shoppe Action ]

A little more to the left… I think it would be better if we hung that sign straight.

[Giving advice to the two workmen who were up on ladders ensuring that the candy store’s new sign would be properly aligned. One of them grumbles that it was straight already, but who can argue for very long on a ladder? ]

After thinking about it, I decided to stick with the original name after all. I believe it is better not to confuse people with a name change after so many other things have been altered.

[The transition from the Dessert City to the Glass City had not been a gentle one. ]

I do have a few suggestions to make, things I thought of today that I can’t believe I hadn’t suggested sooner.

For instance, Garrus… you should never wear a pink tutu. It just would never look good on you. If you want to try some Earth fashions some time you should go for something less fancy.

Rita, my advice is to stop dying. Really, I know everyone was doing it in the dessert but just because it is the latest fad doesn’t mean you have to do it too. Ok, so maybe you started the trend yourself, I’m glad it took off like it did, but I know you can come up with something better.

And Lantis? You should definitely take up modeling. Don’t make that face… I know you won’t think so. But, since you are so very attractive I think you could do very well at this. Maybe I could even use you for a marketing campaign for the store? A giant cardboard Lantis near the door to welcome guests? It could be cute. No?

[Want some advice? Will it be good or bad? Eagle is cursed to give you some whether you want it or not.]

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[negativegate]

[Really, she might realize he's cursed.


After she's exploded at him.]

What-

You think I did that on purpose?!

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[eagleofautozam]

[Sorry Rita! Curses are strong stuff!!

The curse actually makes him think about that. Did she really die on purpose? Normally he would know without having to consider that was just a bad stroke of luck.]

No... you probably didn't.

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[negativegate]

[Sob, they are...they so are.]

What do you mean, probably?!

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[eagleofautozam]

I admit that is it hard to consider you would want to die but your death did encourage so many others to do the same... so maybe...

[Curse logic, it makes ZERO sense. ]

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[negativegate]

[It makes noooo sense at all! But she's honestly too horrified to think about curses.]

What? What the hell--are you trying to blame me?!

[antipillar]

I... What?

[eagleofautozam]

Didn't they have models on Cephiro? All you have to do is stand there and look attractive while some one takes your photo.

It should be easy for you.

[antipillar]

I don't think I would be good at that.

[eagleofautozam]

With your bright blue eyes, any picture would turn out well.

My advice is to give it a try.

[Sorry Lantis, you too will get advice! ]

[antipillar]

But I have a job...

[worldofourown]

Dying...?

[Isn't dying once enough? Obviously, he isn't aware of the City!dead feature.]

[eagleofautozam]

You agree then? Dying so often or encouraging others to... it's just not the thing to do.

[Hasn't discovered that yet? Well, luckily no one ended up city-dead this time or this curse would make Eagle feel even worse by the end of it. ]

[worldofourown]

I assumed it was a... once in a lifetime experience.

[eagleofautozam]

Apparently it isn't. Not in the City anyway.

[Should Eagle be glad of this? It did mean he would have to die twice himself... ]

So many people died in the Desert City... even me, but some how we are all alive again.

1/?

[worldofourown]

[Excuse him. He's having a freak-out.]

What...?

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[worldofourown]

But then...

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[worldofourown]

How are my Saya and I supposed to...?

[worldofourown]

No.

Nonononono...

[Death's the only thing that's been keeping him going.]

DONE!

[worldofourown]

YOU'RE SAYING NO ONE DIES IN THIS DAMNED CITY?

[coyote_walking]

Eagle! You're back! And alive!

[eagleofautozam]

Mercy! I'm happy to see you too!

I did have something very important to say to you!

[More advice, watch out. ]

I believe it would be better if you stayed away from glass objects. They are very pretty but I think... I bit dangerous for you.

[Forgive him? He's cursed but totally remembers her breaking things in the glass city when he was injured. ]

[coyote_walking]

[She's blinking here.]

Um... thanks. Yes, I'd pretty much figured that out for myself.

But I appreciate the thought.

[eagleofautozam]

[YEAH! Some one who appreciates advice!

More or less... It makes Eagle happy anyway, since he was able to give some one helpful advice.]

How are you?

[Not injured by the glass hopefully? ]

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[blackshadow]

[ Tyr is too gobsmacked to realised Eagle has to be cursed. His immediate reaction? Yell at him. ]

Don't talk about death like it's a trend that people want to follow!

[ Of course, you'd also be a crabby if your right hand was now in constant pain. ]

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[eagleofautozam]

It's true, I don't know why people would want to follow a trend like that... but so many people did.

[And that is sad. That so many people ended up dying. ]

At least we were all able to return again.

[Which does remind him. ]

Are you also feeling better Tyr?