eagleofautozam: (Amused)
Eagle Vision ([personal profile] eagleofautozam) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-03-04 02:55 pm

Bad Advice Day

[Video / Or Geo’s Sweet Shoppe Action ]

A little more to the left… I think it would be better if we hung that sign straight.

[Giving advice to the two workmen who were up on ladders ensuring that the candy store’s new sign would be properly aligned. One of them grumbles that it was straight already, but who can argue for very long on a ladder? ]

After thinking about it, I decided to stick with the original name after all. I believe it is better not to confuse people with a name change after so many other things have been altered.

[The transition from the Dessert City to the Glass City had not been a gentle one. ]

I do have a few suggestions to make, things I thought of today that I can’t believe I hadn’t suggested sooner.

For instance, Garrus… you should never wear a pink tutu. It just would never look good on you. If you want to try some Earth fashions some time you should go for something less fancy.

Rita, my advice is to stop dying. Really, I know everyone was doing it in the dessert but just because it is the latest fad doesn’t mean you have to do it too. Ok, so maybe you started the trend yourself, I’m glad it took off like it did, but I know you can come up with something better.

And Lantis? You should definitely take up modeling. Don’t make that face… I know you won’t think so. But, since you are so very attractive I think you could do very well at this. Maybe I could even use you for a marketing campaign for the store? A giant cardboard Lantis near the door to welcome guests? It could be cute. No?

[Want some advice? Will it be good or bad? Eagle is cursed to give you some whether you want it or not.]
negativegate: (boiling point)

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[personal profile] negativegate 2012-03-04 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Really, she might realize he's cursed.


After she's exploded at him.]


What-

You think I did that on purpose?!
negativegate: (anti-nonsense)

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[personal profile] negativegate 2012-03-04 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sob, they are...they so are.]

What do you mean, probably?!
negativegate: (we're done!)

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[personal profile] negativegate 2012-03-04 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[It makes noooo sense at all! But she's honestly too horrified to think about curses.]

What? What the hell--are you trying to blame me?!
negativegate: (let's get this over with!)

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[personal profile] negativegate 2012-03-04 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Like that's any different! Nobody died on purpose, you idiot!

[An apology might actually help for once. Though she ought to figure out it's a curse soon, it still really hurts.]
antipillar: (Cephiro's Cail)

[personal profile] antipillar 2012-03-04 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I... What?
negativegate: (absolutely not!)

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[personal profile] negativegate 2012-03-04 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course no one did!

[She'll believe him later, at least?!]
antipillar: (Wind Blowing)

[personal profile] antipillar 2012-03-04 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I would be good at that.
antipillar: (So Serious)

[personal profile] antipillar 2012-03-04 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But I have a job...
antipillar: (Cephiro's Cail)

[personal profile] antipillar 2012-03-04 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE HAS NO WORDS FOR THIS, EAGLE. HE JUST...

NOPE. HE'S GOT NOTHING.]
negativegate: (I need a vacation)

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[personal profile] negativegate 2012-03-04 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[I-it's not like he can win her over! ...But she'll take sweets.]

Obviously! What kind of idiot do you have to be to think-

Dammit--you're cursed.
antipillar: (Wind Blowing)

[personal profile] antipillar 2012-03-04 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Without a...

Why would anyone take pictures that way?
antipillar: (Calmly Watching)

[personal profile] antipillar 2012-03-04 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
But then everyone would see me like that.
negativegate: (not my problem)

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[personal profile] negativegate 2012-03-04 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph! Anyone cursed would say that.

[It's put her in a foul mood, too. She scowls and waves her hand.]

I don't know what kind of curse this is, but try to shut up until tomorrow, would you?

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