8TH FLIGHT ➥ VIDEO/PART AUDIO.

[crowing]

( the device whips through the air, video feed snapping on abruptly as it collides with a nearby wall. the video is clear, capturing a clear shot of the sharp winds and cracks of lightning in the distance, but the audio comes in fuzzy, filled with static from the velocity of the winds.

a roar of thunder briefly cuts out the audio as the winds clear enough to capture the midst of the chaos.

thor stands at the center, frightening hammer in hand, already spinning it as if it was acting as a vacuuming mechanism for something—his presence is all too overwhelming. )

You fight with no honor. Simply return to me what is mine and let us be done with something that should have happened in the first place.

( the only answer he receives at first is a loud laugh, echoing in this odd atmosphere. the device can’t see him at first, it takes a moment before it captures a clear shot of ikki, an equally menacing presence in this hellish storm. his A-T come alive, lighting up with electric blues as it spins. they whur furiously as the winds kick up.

thor was right about that, this shouldn’t have happened, but where the hell was the fun in that? he had been itching for a fight since the slug infestation and this guy was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. )

Talks of honour mean nothing from a would-be kidnapper! I’m not going return shit to you!

He’s my animal that responds to his name when I call it. This is almost absurd.

What kind of jerk just calls him his “animal” like he’s property?

I do not wish to harm you, but you must stop. You will hurt more people if you continue!

( the repetitive motion of the hammer drowns out whatever else he was trying to say, lightning coming off of the famed weapon of the god of thunder. )

You’re the only person I see here—!

( the air crackles, breaking the audio feed once more, and then ikki is out of sight, leaving only a flash of bright blue light in his wake. he propels himself forward once more to face thor head on, to smash his fist into his face again.

thor is much larger than him, fist raising to punch ikki square in the mouth just before the feed cuts out, the device getting swept up by the wind once more and shattering against the wall. )


(( ooc: thor is dark blue and ikki is light blue! ))

Comments

oh.....

[godofabs]

[.... uh. thor is a little confused though he places the hammer on ikki's chest so that he doesn't get up and all of this can end.]

Stop! I mean no harm, I just want what is mine.

sucks being the adult doesn't it, thor.

[crowing]

( this looks stupid. he's still on the ground and clutching onto thor's wrist, unwilling to let this end. he can't help but think it wouldn't have turned out this way if he didn't have these half-broken A-Ts.

this dude was an asshole and he could have wrecked him. should have wrecked him.

but the sudden appearance of his team brings him back to reality, where this was just a stupid fight over a guy and a dog. )

If you're willing to fight that hard for 'em, then he's gotta be yours.

You can take him back.

there's an adult here?

[sixwinged]

He's the one who should be answering it!

[ Just because-- it was Ikki. Obviously demanding answers from him is the best way to go. ]

[ Agito yanked on his arm, trying to get Kazu to let go of it. Kicking took too much effort. ]

Hands off, beanpole!

[errandry]

So put it on my karmic tab or something. How'd you even get here?

[ He's well-prepared to take any amount of abuse if it'll get Agito to shut up and lean on him a little, and where the hell was Akira for this? But in the interm—screw talking to Ikki, then. He glances at the other guy, who is clearly not angry, clearly built, clearly in possession of weird items you'd expect from a video game boss. ... And more than clearly out of their league ]

You can lay off him—he's a dumbass.

[godofabs]

[he supposes that it might be okay. however, as long as that hammer is on ikki's chest, he's essentially stuck. thor doesn't want trouble, he just wants what's is to be returned to him.]

I hope there was no harm to him, but now would be the time to - [there's a little yelp from somewhere, yip yip yip.]

[crowing]

( sooooooo. he's just hanging out here. he makes a dismissive gesture with his other hand, having fallen from 200% to about 10%. )

Dude. I'm fine.

Quit your yapping and get your thunder hammer off already.

[sixwinged]

[ Sorry, Kazu. That's not going to happen. ] I ran, stupid! Fuck, I'm not an invalid or anything!

[ -and then his attention went away from Kazu, despite that fucking hand that really needed to let go. ]

Take your fucking hammer off of him so I can beat the shit out of him myself, thunderhead!

[errandry]

Only 'cause you won't stay down.

[ He's too young to die, but this year, this month, this week, it's a growing, aggravating temptation to punch Agito in the ribs. KEEPING HOLD, THANK YOU, especially as he starts bitching. ]

What th—you were fighting over a dog?

[godofabs]

[Thor just gives a small smile; they sort of remind him of himself and he Warriors Three. He doesn't lift the hammer, sadly, leaving it there to keep Ikki pinned to the ground until he gets his dog back.]

He would not return to me my - [Oh, there he is! A tiny Golden Retriever puppy came bounding out of nowhere to bark and yip at Thor's heels until he picked him up.]

This should not have happened.

[crowing]

( hi my name is thor and i'm captain dumbass. i think i can get dogs back from people who are stuck to the ground. he's starting to get KIND OF PISSY ABOUT THIS. )

This guy looks like a dog-napper. Look at that shady facial hair.

Anyone would have stopped him. ( but not everyone would take it as far as he did. )

[sixwinged]

[ Kazu let go of his wrist before he beats you with his-- ..oh wait he threw his wrench already, fuck. He'd kick, but-- that sounded unpleasant at the moment, so just have some more tugging, Kazu. He'll add this to your shitlist. ]

You don't take other's shit, stupid! He could have smashed you into pieces! Fuck!

[errandry]

Yeah, I dunno, he sounds pretty happy to see the guy. Stick to translating for crows!

[ Where are you getting all those wrenches from, Winry Rockbell. At Agito's insistence, they can make their slow, broken-ribbed way towards the scene of the Fallen Boss—provided Agito doesn't lose patience and kick him on the way. Thor's the one to keep an eye on, anyway. Kazu mostly looks awkward and a little tense. ]

Anyway—hey, you got your dog, so... you mind letting him up?

[godofabs]

[Sensing the agitation of the boy, Thor gives a small smile before picking up both puppy and hammer. He has no idea what's going on, but he isn't going to get n the middle of it all.]

Then I shall take my leave. Pray that our next meeting is not as eventful as this one.

[crowing]

( he's on his feet as soon as the hammer is lifted. any damage to either thor or him had been minimal, but still. . . he intends to wreck him next time he sees him. he doesn't care who the hell he is. )

Sir Blondebeard hath leaveth the scene. ( asshole mode: 150%

but he doesn't bother telling thor goodbye or anything, instead beelining for his two team-mates. )

How the hell can you run here but not to a healer, Baby Shark?

[sixwinged]

Fuck, crow! Do you even know who you're talking about? If you piss him off, I swear -- I'm not picking up the pieces of whatever's left of you!

[ Okay, okay, fight is over. ]

[ Right? So he leaned back, just a tad against Kazu. If this is mentioned, Kazu will die, but for now-- it works. ]

What healer do you expect me to run to, shithead?

[errandry]

[ Kazu straightens a little, support by reflex and totally, totally silent. It's a thin line he wasn't even expecting to toe, after all. ]

You know bones heal if you leave 'em alone for long enough, right? But you've gotta let 'em for that.

[godofabs]

[Tch, that sort of angers Thor a bit.]

Thor, my name is Thor Odinson of Asgard. You will do well to learn that Thief.

[crowing]

Yeah, Agito. You've got—

( oh. guess he heard him! haha! )

Ahhhh?! Who ya calling a thief? You left him out here and didn't even bother to collar him!

[sixwinged]

[ --and now Agito's standing up straight again. Just to go over to Ikki to try and shove the toes of his shoe right into the stupid crow's shin. ]

Shut up, Crow! Just shut the fuck up!

[errandry]

[ yeah, fine, Agito can get away with that because Kazu's aiming a kick at Ikki's head simultaneously. god. ]

Kinda what people do on walks, dumbass!

[godofabs]

[Right, so he has a feeling that it's not going to stop there and really there isn't need for any other need for him to defend his honor. No matter what he does, it'll be another fight.

So, Thor takes his leave. With his damn dog too.]

[crowing]

( SIMULTANEOUSLY KICKED. WOW FUCK YOU BOTH!! )

HURRRPGH—!

( leap backwards before he could get caught off guard again! )

Holy shit!! MUTINY! I was doing a good deed!

[sixwinged]

You were being a fucking idiot, and doing dumb ass 'deeds'!

[ HE IS DONE AFTER THAT KICK. Too busy, you know. ]

[ with these gd ribs. ]

[errandry]

[ as soon as the blow connects, Kazu's stepping towards Agito instead, hands extended in that vaguely awkward gesture you only use if you're not sure if somebody's going to fall. or, in this case, if a dumb shark's going to notice you're about to support him and kick you in the shins. ]

An incompetent ruler oughta expect a rebellion!

[crowing]

. . .

Neither of you are worthy to be my apostles! Your God rebukes you!

( watching you guys is kind of weird. kind of stupid.

you're both stupid. yes, you two. you're the idiots here.

stepping forward, he just grabs onto agito's arm on the opposite side of kazu, putting it across his shoulders. )