8TH FLIGHT ➥ VIDEO/PART AUDIO.

[crowing]

( the device whips through the air, video feed snapping on abruptly as it collides with a nearby wall. the video is clear, capturing a clear shot of the sharp winds and cracks of lightning in the distance, but the audio comes in fuzzy, filled with static from the velocity of the winds.

a roar of thunder briefly cuts out the audio as the winds clear enough to capture the midst of the chaos.

thor stands at the center, frightening hammer in hand, already spinning it as if it was acting as a vacuuming mechanism for something—his presence is all too overwhelming. )

You fight with no honor. Simply return to me what is mine and let us be done with something that should have happened in the first place.

( the only answer he receives at first is a loud laugh, echoing in this odd atmosphere. the device can’t see him at first, it takes a moment before it captures a clear shot of ikki, an equally menacing presence in this hellish storm. his A-T come alive, lighting up with electric blues as it spins. they whur furiously as the winds kick up.

thor was right about that, this shouldn’t have happened, but where the hell was the fun in that? he had been itching for a fight since the slug infestation and this guy was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. )

Talks of honour mean nothing from a would-be kidnapper! I’m not going return shit to you!

He’s my animal that responds to his name when I call it. This is almost absurd.

What kind of jerk just calls him his “animal” like he’s property?

I do not wish to harm you, but you must stop. You will hurt more people if you continue!

( the repetitive motion of the hammer drowns out whatever else he was trying to say, lightning coming off of the famed weapon of the god of thunder. )

You’re the only person I see here—!

( the air crackles, breaking the audio feed once more, and then ikki is out of sight, leaving only a flash of bright blue light in his wake. he propels himself forward once more to face thor head on, to smash his fist into his face again.

thor is much larger than him, fist raising to punch ikki square in the mouth just before the feed cuts out, the device getting swept up by the wind once more and shattering against the wall. )


(( ooc: thor is dark blue and ikki is light blue! ))

Comments

[godofabs]

[Tch, that sort of angers Thor a bit.]

Thor, my name is Thor Odinson of Asgard. You will do well to learn that Thief.

[crowing]

Yeah, Agito. You've got—

( oh. guess he heard him! haha! )

Ahhhh?! Who ya calling a thief? You left him out here and didn't even bother to collar him!

[sixwinged]

[ --and now Agito's standing up straight again. Just to go over to Ikki to try and shove the toes of his shoe right into the stupid crow's shin. ]

Shut up, Crow! Just shut the fuck up!

[errandry]

[ yeah, fine, Agito can get away with that because Kazu's aiming a kick at Ikki's head simultaneously. god. ]

Kinda what people do on walks, dumbass!

[godofabs]

[Right, so he has a feeling that it's not going to stop there and really there isn't need for any other need for him to defend his honor. No matter what he does, it'll be another fight.

So, Thor takes his leave. With his damn dog too.]

[crowing]

( SIMULTANEOUSLY KICKED. WOW FUCK YOU BOTH!! )

HURRRPGH—!

( leap backwards before he could get caught off guard again! )

Holy shit!! MUTINY! I was doing a good deed!

[sixwinged]

You were being a fucking idiot, and doing dumb ass 'deeds'!

[ HE IS DONE AFTER THAT KICK. Too busy, you know. ]

[ with these gd ribs. ]

[errandry]

[ as soon as the blow connects, Kazu's stepping towards Agito instead, hands extended in that vaguely awkward gesture you only use if you're not sure if somebody's going to fall. or, in this case, if a dumb shark's going to notice you're about to support him and kick you in the shins. ]

An incompetent ruler oughta expect a rebellion!

[crowing]

. . .

Neither of you are worthy to be my apostles! Your God rebukes you!

( watching you guys is kind of weird. kind of stupid.

you're both stupid. yes, you two. you're the idiots here.

stepping forward, he just grabs onto agito's arm on the opposite side of kazu, putting it across his shoulders. )

[sixwinged]

[ If it had been anyone else, they would have been in extreme pain for so much as touching his arm. --well, not anyone else, but close enough. ]

[ Instead, Agito just tugged on his arm- not roughly, but. Close enough. ]

I don't need your help, Crow! Fuck, I got here just fine on my own!

[errandry]

Like we haven't heard that one before.

[crowing]

( nope, nope!! you're gonna be properly held up by ikki and by kazu on your other side. best to go accept that shit. )

Blah, blah, you're too loud, stupid Shark.

Let's go back . . .

( . . . to where? the apartment, right? but he hasn't been there in a few days. whatever, fuck that, better there than anywhere near kaito. )

—to our apartment.

[sixwinged]

[ Okay, fine. He'll lean against Ikki, just a bit. ]

I moved out.

[ Not exactly true, but. He just came here to throw shit at Ikki, not get dragged back. ]

[errandry]

[ oh, that gets his attention too. ]

Wh—since when?

[crowing]

. . .

( ORDER OF BUSINESS: 1. agito moved out and then 2. why the fuck doesn't kazu know that. )

What the fuck, you bastard! How the hell can you just move out? That's our apartment! You can't separate Kogarasumaru!

You're gonna bring your shit right the fuck back.

( . . . SHARPLY TURNS HEAD TO LOOK AT KAZU. )

And you!! How the hell didn't you know this??

[sixwinged]

It was our apartment, you mean.

Fuck, if no one's even noticed, where the hell have you been?

[ TUGGING ON HIS ARM NOW. Let him go, you stupid crow. ]

[errandry]

We were in the safe zone for a while! I crashed somewhere else.

[ MORE IMPORTANTLY: have they seriously been paying rent for nothing this week. he's still on Agito's other side, by the way. good luck working that one out, baby shark. ]

Does that mean nobody's been in there?

[crowing]

( holding onto him MUCH TIGHTER now because oh no, you're a little shark caught in this great big bird's web!!

. . .

uh. the fuck? no one has been in the apartment?

he gets really quiet all the sudden, eyes focused elsewhere and away from kazu and agito. )

Uhhhh. . . .

[sixwinged]

[ Birds don't have webs. They have wings.

--but that's okay, you hold onto him. Agito leaned against Ikki a bit, just so be could raise his leg up enough to kick Kazu behind his knee. ]

Get off, idiots!

[errandry]

[ Kazu, unfortunately, retains just enough presence of mind not to latch on when his knee goes out—he just barely manages not to trip, though it involves kind of a hop. ]

You're still injured, dumbass!

[crowing]

( they can have whatever they want when they own the world.

bad choice of action, agito!! you're now in the prime position for ikki to scoop you up like a child! )

Oi!! Don't ignore me, you homos!

[sixwinged]

[ Oh, fuck this. You're so lucky he doesn't have the strength to fang you, Ikki. Because if Agito did, he'd be attempting to kick up a storm here.

Except he doesn't have that sort of energy at the moment. So instead, he gives Ikki a hiss because fuck that hurt, and tries to-- squirm his way away. ]

I'm fine!

So put me down, fuckwit! Before I kick in that tiny thing you call a dick!

[errandry]

You actually gonna go lie down if he does?

[ Kazu isn't helping, because he knows his place in a fight between a shark and a monster crow: behind the goddamn sidelines, throwing negotiation and commentary. ]

[crowing]

( . . . still. still.

frustration meter: 60% and rising. )

Shut up, shut up! Fuck! Make yourself comfortable, light-weight, I'm not putting you down.

I asked both of you a damn question!

[sixwinged]

I needed time to myself! That means without you two bumbling idiots around! Fuck, it's not as if we don't get enough money to each get our own apartments, anyway! No one was even there, right?! I'm not moving my shit back, either!

[ THIS IS NOT MAKING HIMSELF COMFORTABLE.

This is shoving more. Enjoy? ]