SEVEN ☠ sylvanas has changed models three times

[forourqueen]

Dark Lady, give me strength. You are all such whiny children.

'Oh no, sand!' 'Oh no, the sand is gone!'

I've heard less whining from Undercity dungeon prisoners, and those sorry idiots are used as spare parts. I'm dead and you still manage annoy me.

Shake the sand out of your junk and get something done, instead. You're messing up my work.

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[valentineluke]

You would have like the Glass side. With most of the population gone, it was quiet here.

[forourqueen]

Tch. I suppose that would have been better. Even if I got a few spare parts from the desert.

(Private)

[valentineluke]

Next time I hunt, would you be interested in scavenging the kill?

(Private)

[forourqueen]

Now that would be interesting, Mr. Valentine.

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke]

I only take a few pints of blood and sometimes the heart. Plenty of intact leftovers.

(Private)

[forourqueen]

What a waste! When it comes to the best parts of a person, I find liver and brain to be the most delicious.

[Not that he had to eat unless he was damaged, but he liked to indulge now and then...]

...and I could always use a stock of bones and limbs.

[signatures]

Your work?

[forourqueen]

What about it?

[signatures]

What is it?

[forourqueen]

Deliveries.

[Liesssss.]

[dignity_misery]

There's a market for spare parts.

[forourqueen]

Exactly.

[dignity_misery]

I think... the gangs would find that a waste of resources.

[forourqueen]

What gangs?

[dignity_misery]

They trade in Reanimates.

[worldofourown]

I almost...

I almost miss the desert-monsters eating these wretches.

[Druggy Karl is drugged.]

[forourqueen]

[Geez, man. Don't worry, Gabe is stalking your captor.]

Hm. I would agree, but it was wasteful.

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[worldofourown]

[Karl will root for you. And take names. And plot to feed his cell guards to the zombie.]

More wasteful still, being confined to a room...

Think of all the juicy throats we could be ripping.

[Instead, all he gets for 'entertainment' are books. And not even good books. Behold: Karl's holding a copy of 'SENSE AND SENSIBILITY' :| ]

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[forourqueen]

[What in the Twisting Nethers? It's not like Gabriel knows the book, but it just... looks boring.]

Tch. Take up meditation or something.

[He can't really tell you he's busting you out, after all. Someone could be watching.]

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[worldofourown]

Oh...

I did one better...

[He aims his network device at the wall. There's a long smear of dried blood across it.]

Crushed one of my guards' faces there. Sent him straight to nirvana...

[Sure, he got into major trouble for that. But it killed time.]

[shall_yield_us]

And you've sewn me a piece? You gave word.

[forourqueen]

I did give word.

[Private]

[He tilts the communicator a bit, turning on the video. He made you a vest, Rosiel. A very, very gross vest. It has body hair.]

[ private ]

[shall_yield_us]

And you're the fairest creature of your word. How did you do it?

[ private ]

[forourqueen]

I'm an experienced leatherworker, and the desert gave me a lot of pieces to work with.

[It has teeth for buttons. =/]

[ private ]

[shall_yield_us]

[ c o o i n g ]


It's brilliant! You're brilliant. Ah, but I've a king to crown, I'll want a cape.