SEVEN ☠ sylvanas has changed models three times

[forourqueen]

Dark Lady, give me strength. You are all such whiny children.

'Oh no, sand!' 'Oh no, the sand is gone!'

I've heard less whining from Undercity dungeon prisoners, and those sorry idiots are used as spare parts. I'm dead and you still manage annoy me.

Shake the sand out of your junk and get something done, instead. You're messing up my work.

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[valentineluke]

You would have like the Glass side. With most of the population gone, it was quiet here.

[forourqueen]

Tch. I suppose that would have been better. Even if I got a few spare parts from the desert.

(Private)

[valentineluke]

Next time I hunt, would you be interested in scavenging the kill?

(Private)

[forourqueen]

Now that would be interesting, Mr. Valentine.

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke]

I only take a few pints of blood and sometimes the heart. Plenty of intact leftovers.

(Private)

[forourqueen]

What a waste! When it comes to the best parts of a person, I find liver and brain to be the most delicious.

[Not that he had to eat unless he was damaged, but he liked to indulge now and then...]

...and I could always use a stock of bones and limbs.

[signatures]

Your work?

[forourqueen]

What about it?

[signatures]

What is it?

[forourqueen]

Deliveries.

[Liesssss.]

[dignity_misery]

There's a market for spare parts.

[forourqueen]

Exactly.

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke]

On the contrary: The Lovecraftain ghouls frequently benefit. If it's particularly fine specimen, I call the tanners. Those are just two on my phone list of many.

The body never goes to waste. There's always someone/thing that's happy to take and put it to a use of some or many sorts.

(Private)

[forourqueen]

I'm glad to hear that, Mr. Valentine. You had me worried for a moment. Nothing is as terrible as wasting good food, after all.

[dignity_misery]

I think... the gangs would find that a waste of resources.

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke]

I liken it a bit to Plains Native Americans philosophy of using the whole buffalo.

[forourqueen]

What gangs?

[dignity_misery]

They trade in Reanimates.

(Private)

[forourqueen]

I don't know what that is, but I agree with the sentiment.

[forourqueen]

Your point is?

[worldofourown]

I almost...

I almost miss the desert-monsters eating these wretches.

[Druggy Karl is drugged.]

[forourqueen]

[Geez, man. Don't worry, Gabe is stalking your captor.]

Hm. I would agree, but it was wasteful.

[dignity_misery]

Nothing, it's just different. Most leave the undead to fall apart, if they don't shoot them in the head.

[She shrugs.]

For a few hundred dollars, they'll sell you one of their joytoys to pull apart and torture.

Re: (Private)

[valentineluke]

Do have a preference for male or female?

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[worldofourown]

[Karl will root for you. And take names. And plot to feed his cell guards to the zombie.]

More wasteful still, being confined to a room...

Think of all the juicy throats we could be ripping.

[Instead, all he gets for 'entertainment' are books. And not even good books. Behold: Karl's holding a copy of 'SENSE AND SENSIBILITY' :| ]