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[blonderazorshiv]

[ A slit pupil surrounded by scales is the first thing immediately noticeable, at least until Blonde grabs his network device off the floor and frowns at it. On the kitchen floor lounges the owner of the eye; a large, incredibly unhealthy looking saltwater crocodile. ]

So, uh... Does anyone know anything about reptiles? Because I don't know about you guys, but I think she's sick.

[ The crocodile hisses, tail lashing before she... speaks? ]

Breakfast first. Then the network.

[ There's a blink from Blonde, and then he shrugs slightly. ]

Right. Well, Ms. Green and I'll just do that while we wait.

[ locked to Saya ]

Might need some help getting this new addition to work.

((ooc: Mr. Blonde has his very own dæmon for the weekend! Italics are the crocodile.))

Comments

[blonderazorshiv]

I don't think she'll fit in the bath, either.

[ At his feet, the crocodile makes a noise. He's not sure how, but he knows it's a laugh. ]

[drinkslikeanan]

As long as they're got the foot or the tip of their tale in, it can heat up their whole body.

[blonderazorshiv]

Huh. Sounds like that's worth a shot.

[drinkslikeanan]

Even if the cold isn't the problem, they usually appreciate it.

[blonderazorshiv]

I would.

[ Looks like that settles it. ]

Thanks.

[drinkslikeanan]

No problem. I don't reckon there's too many people round 'ere with much know on reptiles.

[blonderazorshiv]

Most people keep telling me to feed her.

[drinkslikeanan]

I figure that one was a bit obvious.

[blonderazorshiv]

So did I, considering we were talking about breakfast.

[drinkslikeanan]

Is she doing any better yet?

[blonderazorshiv]

Well, she still looks like shit, but...

[ But he feels better, and somehow, she looks a little better too. ]

...Yeah, she is.

[drinkslikeanan]

Good. Iggy's been a bit out of sorts lately as well, with the weather.

[blonderazorshiv]

Friend of yours?

[drinkslikeanan]

Me pet iguana.

[blonderazorshiv]

He doesn't talk too, does he?

[drinkslikeanan]

No. Although I wouldn't be surprised in this place.

[blonderazorshiv]

I'm not sure why so many people are.

[ He certainly wasn't that surprised when he woke up to find a crocodile stretched out next to his bed. ]

[drinkslikeanan]

Seems like not everyone's used to weird shit like thing going on.

[blonderazorshiv]

I'm not at home. Here, though... [ Shrug. ]

[drinkslikeanan]

Anything goes, yeah.