Mr. Blonde | Vic Vega (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
blonderazorshiv) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
poly_chromatic2012-01-21 12:19 am
blonderazorshiv) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-01-21 12:19 am
Entry tags:
003 | video
[ A slit pupil surrounded by scales is the first thing immediately noticeable, at least until Blonde grabs his network device off the floor and frowns at it. On the kitchen floor lounges the owner of the eye; a large, incredibly unhealthy looking saltwater crocodile. ]
So, uh... Does anyone know anything about reptiles? Because I don't know about you guys, but I think she's sick.
[ The crocodile hisses, tail lashing before she... speaks? ]
Breakfast first. Then the network.
[ There's a blink from Blonde, and then he shrugs slightly. ]
Right. Well, Ms. Green and I'll just do that while we wait.
[ locked to Saya ]
Might need some help getting this new addition to work.
((ooc: Mr. Blonde has his very own dæmon for the weekend! Italics are the crocodile.))
video; private | unhackable
Hello, Blonde.
video; private | unhackable
No making her into a purse.
video; private | unhackable
[She moves the camera back a little - she's in her bedroom, still dressed]
Did she just appear?
video; private | unhackable
[ Though of course she would. ]
Yeah. All of a sudden, crocodile.
video; private | unhackable
She looks thin. Ill-fed.
[Saya knows some about crocodiles. What Daisy's told her, at any rate]
video; private | unhackable
[ Blonde shrugs at the camera. ]
What am I supposed to do, buy her a cow?
video; private | unhackable
video; private | unhackable
[ He tosses her an egg, and the crocodile snatches it in her jaws. ]
Don't think walking to work is going to happen, though. Not in January.
video; private | unhackable
[Pause]
Oh. Is that offensive?
video; private | unhackable
She's not so easily offended. [ Another egg. ] She might. Only one way to find out.
video; private | unhackable
video; private | unhackable
action;
action;
Looks like it's going to be an interesting day.
action;
I think that might be an understatement.
[She takes her gloves off and walks over. Saya's eyes unfocus for a moment; she's looking into the Weaving, into the strands of what makes reality, and how the crocodile fits into it]
Hello.
action;
[ Just as Ms. Green told Chase, she's always been here, just out of sight. She is the animal and the female half of Blonde's soul, as opposed to the human and male part that he walks around as. She is physically unhealthy because he is mentally unhealthy, though just like Blonde, neither seem to notice.
She swallows the ham. ]
Hello.
action;
She'll fit if she curls her tail over.
action;
That won't be a problem. I'll lift her into the back.
[ Saya might be able to do it more easily, but it wouldn't be comfortable for either Blonde or Green. ]
action;
action;
[ Probably. Maybe. He thinks. ]
: action;
action;
[ It's a curse, isn't it? Unless Saya means it's strange for some other reason... ]
action;
Battle damaged.
action;
[ Despite how careful Saya is being, something about her scrutiny is putting both Blonde and Green on edge. Maybe it's what she might take away from it. ]
action;
[Hard to get a read on, no less]
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;
action;