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[lupusalpha]

[This is a shot of Derek Hale.

Well, of his abs. Close up, and he's....laughing.]

Don't do that.

[There's no reply but there is a sound like someone kissing him, and then the camera tilts and there's Stiles, looking incredibly pleased with himself. The angle is such that it's easy to see that Stiles is shirtless, but that's all.]

Okay, do that-

[And then a pause, because Derek sees the blinking light and he reaches over, but too late.

Already sent to the Network.]

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[studmuffin]

[ He stares down at the device in Derek's hand, then looks back up at Derek. ]

Well, that's one way to announce that I'm no longer a card carrying member of the V-Club. [ Hands running up Derek's shoulders, then to his neck. ] Are you going to freak out and brood?

[lupusalpha]

Are you going to keep fidgeting?

[He tosses the device away, to the floor, away, far away.]

[studmuffin]

I'm going to kiss you again.

[ He leans in, a teasing smirk on his face. ] Because you just showed the whole City your abs and I have to stake my claim somehow before they fight me for you.

[lupusalpha]

Now you can stop telling people about them.

[But whatever, he kisses him first.]

[studmuffin]

As if I'm ever going to do that.

[ His hands press against Derek's naked skin. ] You're super hot. [ Kissing him with the hint of teeth. ] I'm super into my hot werewolf boyfriend.

[lupusalpha]

[He leans back, closes his eyes.]

You get to deal with Mae.

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[intheblanks]

[You know, these are usually the kind of posts that Chase skims but. Well. He leaves a message sometime after the, ah, event.]

Guess I don't need to talk to him about picking up some Plan B.

[But he'll let Saya know the dress is going to need some serious dry cleaning.]

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[lupusalpha]

Doctor.

[And a pauuuuuse.]

Condoms.

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[intheblanks]

Just checking.

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[lupusalpha]

Not to worry.

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[studmuffin]

[ From his own device because he'd have to y'know, stop sitting on Derek. ]

You mean you don't want to deliver my pups? Wow, I'm so upset.

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[intheblanks]

While I'm sure they'd be adorable, no one needs to rush into a litter without planning.

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[studmuffin]

He already has like a whole brood of teenagers.

[ Rolling his eyes. ] Now I've elevated into the status of not being part of it.

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[intheblanks]

Don't go around telling people that, you'll get him on a register.

I could see something got elevated.

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[studmuffin]

[ A little snort. ]

He couldn't resist me anymore. The poor guy, what could he do?

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[brobeforehos]

[Well. That's. Great. It's really great, this is great, you know what else is great? That Mae was back in her own apartment and that none of this happened around her and that - stuff.

Why the hell is her throat itchy.

Chins up, smiles on.] It's a little too early for the sex tape to be out.

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[lupusalpha]

It's not-

Mae.

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[brobeforehos]

Yes it is, it's Mae.

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[lupusalpha]

I told Stiles you're his responsibility.

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[brobeforehos]

[That sounds...like a great number of things.]

What's that supposed to mean?

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[lupusalpha]

It means that you're not talking about this with me.

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[studmuffin]

[ Derek did say he was dealing with Mae so he just nabs the sour wolf's device after they're done. ]

I don't know, I think we could make a lot of money this way.

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[brobeforehos]

I'm guessing you've got a client base already in mind?

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[studmuffin]

Well, the City is kind of lacking in the twinks getting banged websites. I know because I totally looked.

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[brobeforehos]

I remember you looked. The whole City remembers.

The City probably remembers knotting, too...