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[lupusalpha]

[This is a shot of Derek Hale.

Well, of his abs. Close up, and he's....laughing.]

Don't do that.

[There's no reply but there is a sound like someone kissing him, and then the camera tilts and there's Stiles, looking incredibly pleased with himself. The angle is such that it's easy to see that Stiles is shirtless, but that's all.]

Okay, do that-

[And then a pause, because Derek sees the blinking light and he reaches over, but too late.

Already sent to the Network.]

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[studmuffin]

[ He stares down at the device in Derek's hand, then looks back up at Derek. ]

Well, that's one way to announce that I'm no longer a card carrying member of the V-Club. [ Hands running up Derek's shoulders, then to his neck. ] Are you going to freak out and brood?

[lupusalpha]

Are you going to keep fidgeting?

[He tosses the device away, to the floor, away, far away.]

[studmuffin]

I'm going to kiss you again.

[ He leans in, a teasing smirk on his face. ] Because you just showed the whole City your abs and I have to stake my claim somehow before they fight me for you.

[lupusalpha]

Now you can stop telling people about them.

[But whatever, he kisses him first.]

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[You know, these are usually the kind of posts that Chase skims but. Well. He leaves a message sometime after the, ah, event.]

Guess I don't need to talk to him about picking up some Plan B.

[But he'll let Saya know the dress is going to need some serious dry cleaning.]

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[lupusalpha]

Doctor.

[And a pauuuuuse.]

Condoms.

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Just checking.

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[lupusalpha]

Not to worry.

[studmuffin]

As if I'm ever going to do that.

[ His hands press against Derek's naked skin. ] You're super hot. [ Kissing him with the hint of teeth. ] I'm super into my hot werewolf boyfriend.

[lupusalpha]

[He leans back, closes his eyes.]

You get to deal with Mae.

[studmuffin]

[ He pulls a face, shrugs a bit. ] She'll be okay. Especially if I'm happy.

[ Hooking his foot over Derek's ankle. ] And I am.

[lupusalpha]

Have you noticed she hates me?

[God, finally. He just very quietly pulls Stiles up to face level]

[studmuffin]

She doesn't hate you.

[ Settling against the pillows. ] She just ... she's concerned. And it makes sense. But it's my fault too. We never got our shit together. Now we have.

Hopefully anyway.

[lupusalpha]

Enough for this.

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[studmuffin]

[ From his own device because he'd have to y'know, stop sitting on Derek. ]

You mean you don't want to deliver my pups? Wow, I'm so upset.

[studmuffin]

Why are we talking about serious stuff?

[ All but straddling him now. ] I mean I'm a young guy, I have needs.

[lupusalpha]

Aren't you hungry yet?

[He knows if he mentions it chances are good the answer will be yes.]

[studmuffin]

[ As if on cue, his stomach grumbles. Stiles huffs out a breath and then rolls on to his back, sheets going with him. ]

Ugh.

[lupusalpha]

There's food in the fridge. Not dead bunnies.

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While I'm sure they'd be adorable, no one needs to rush into a litter without planning.

[studmuffin]

But I have to get out of bed.

[ Whine. ]

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[studmuffin]

He already has like a whole brood of teenagers.

[ Rolling his eyes. ] Now I've elevated into the status of not being part of it.

[lupusalpha]

[He just looks kind of smug.]

[studmuffin]

Feed me.

[ Fluttering his eyelashes. ]

[lupusalpha]

Really?

[He says that with his eyebrows way up.]