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[lupusalpha]

I don't care which house, which team, which trophy, whatever, that you cheer for, like, or who you kiss.

Make a mess at Puddifoots like the one I cleaned up this morning and die.


[ooc: he is a terminally cranky employee at...yes, at Puddifoots. Once a Gryffindor, but graduated a few years back]

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video;

[studmuffin]

It's hilarious that you work here.

[ Also super hot. ]

video;

[lupusalpha]

It's sad I work here.

[studmuffin]

That's why you've got me to come cheer you up on a regular basis.

[ And with that he cuts the feed and heads on in to harass Derek in person. ]

[lupusalpha]

[Derek looks very cranky in his stupid pink apron]

What do you want?

[studmuffin]

For you to crack a smile.

[ He grins and leans against the counter. ]

[lupusalpha]

[He points to the menu.]

[studmuffin]

[ Wrinkling his nose. ]

Dude, fine. Coffee.

[lupusalpha]

[He goes to get one]

So tell me what happened.

[He's actually asking]

[studmuffin]

Eh, the usual? Actually handsome guy wins or whatever. Mae tried to tell me it wouldn't work out.

[ Drumming his fingers against the counter top. ]

[lupusalpha]

You're not ugly.

[studmuffin]

[ He snorts. ]

Thanks? It doesn't matter. She was out of my league anyway.

[lupusalpha]

That's bullshit.

[studmuffin]

[ Eyebrows lifting. ]

You're supposed to agree with me, dude. Tell me to look more in my own pool or whatever.

[lupusalpha]

I'm not going to lie just to make you feel bad.

[studmuffin]

As opposed to lying to make me feel better?

[lupusalpha]

I'm not going to do that either.

[studmuffin]

Then what are you gonna do?

[lupusalpha]

Make you your coffee.

[studmuffin]

[ He rests his chin on his hand and watches Derek work. ] So, you didn't always wanna work in Pink Hell, right?

[lupusalpha]

Really?

Why would I?

[studmuffin]

What do you do when you're not here?

[ Is it dangerous? Is it exciting? Is it hot? ]

[lupusalpha]

Adult things.

[He cleans his counter]

[studmuffin]

[ Well. Brain elsewhere. ]

C'mon, Derek.

[lupusalpha]

If I kiss you will you stop asking?

[studmuffin]

What?