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[lupusalpha]

I don't care which house, which team, which trophy, whatever, that you cheer for, like, or who you kiss.

Make a mess at Puddifoots like the one I cleaned up this morning and die.


[ooc: he is a terminally cranky employee at...yes, at Puddifoots. Once a Gryffindor, but graduated a few years back]

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[brobeforehos]

It's not even Valentine's Day.

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[studmuffin]

Cheer up, buttercup.

[lupusalpha]

This is worse.

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[lupusalpha]

Do you really want to call me that?

[brobeforehos]

What can possibly be worse that Valentine's Day?

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[studmuffin]

Well, there are other things.

[ Just let him in to your snarly embrace and he'll let you know them. ] I've had my heart broken, dude. You should take pity on me. And also give me a cookie.

[lupusalpha]

Today.

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[lupusalpha]

What are you talking about?

[brobeforehos]

...witty retort.

[lupusalpha]

I don't have to be witty.

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[studmuffin]

I got stood up. Then threatened. [ Beaming. ] So you should totally be nice to your favourite customer.

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[lupusalpha]

Why does that surprise you?

[brobeforehos]

You know that comes with the service, right? A smile. And so on.

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[studmuffin]

[ ... ] Rude.

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[lupusalpha]

True.

[lupusalpha]

I didn't get hired for my smile.

[brobeforehos]

Was it your cheerful disposition?

[lupusalpha]

My cousin owns it.

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[troubler]

You know telling us not to do is like begging us to, right?

[brobeforehos]

Oh, I see. Keeping it in the family.

[lupusalpha]

Are you complaining?

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[lupusalpha]

I can and will charm so much acne onto your face you will never see straight again.

[technocrat]

What made this mess special? Did the magical love aura at Puddlies actually work? Did somebody puddle?

[brobeforehos]

Why would I, it's not my business.

[lupusalpha]

Good.