三十二

[anatural]

[Korra's been in prison for a few days now, and she is PISSED. So pissed, in fact, that her took her this long to realize what she needs to do.]

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ATTENTION EVERYONE. THIS GUY -- [oh crap how does she show somebody's picture BLEEP BLEEP BLOOP the screen cuts out and then briefly links to this post.

A few moments later, Korra's face finally comes back on screen.]

That guy who said his knife was stolen [since she has no idea if the bleep bloop did its thing or not] is a liar. It's not his knife. SO YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR STUPID NAKED LADY HALLUCINATIONS TO GO AWAY. [That was directed to Theo. Seriously. She's not impressed with the visions of harem women. She has trouble enough sleeping with the nightmares she's earned.


Back on point.]

Rowena, wherever you are, I need you to come to the police station and explain. Tell them that it was your knife! [Because it looks like she's not getting out of prison until the knife is returned or "Rowena" tells the cops the truth. (Little does Korra know....)


Now we get to the bane of Korra's network post existence -- how does she end this thing? After a long, awkward pause, she says --]

Thank you.

[Click.]

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[deadmanbusiness]

The ghosts belong to my brother, I'm afraid.

[Theo is amused. He's not showing it because he still wants his knife back, but he's not taking responsibility for his brother's harem girls.]

[anatural]

Well get your "BROTHER" to make them go away.


[Brother. Yeah right. His "brother" is probably the same shadowy figure that tried to kill Rowena!]

[deadmanbusiness]

Sadly Ashkari isn't here, he's back home. He's also currently indisposed for a few more years for setting up a bunch of ritual murders.

The ghosts, by the way, are virgin sacrifices.

[anatural]

EWW.

[deadmanbusiness]

Eww?

[anatural]

Those girls were murdered! That's disgusting!

[deadmanbusiness]

Well. Yes. That's why human sacrifice was outlawed in most parts of the world.

[anatural]

[staring at you. how can you be so -- YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON. She's glad Rowena got her knife back from you, geez. Even if it means Korra's in jail.]

[deadmanbusiness]

[And now Theo doesn't help matters.]

I don't even allow my cult members to sacrifice humans to me. Though I do allow sheep and goats.