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[doeswhathewants]

I remember everything.

Well, not everything, everything. There are some things I am both glad and curse not to know.

And I miss Leah.

That. That is all.

P.S. I wish there was a curse to remove the image of Sif-in-the-nude threatening me with a sword. It was a very formidable sword.

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[asofwar]

Excuse you?

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[doeswhathewants]

Ah- it's a long story? It beings with please don't kill me and ends with all of us laughing at such a silly misunderstanding. Mayhap we can just skip the messy bits in the middle?

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[asofwar]

Start with the messy beginning bits. Now.

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[doeswhathewants]

The exposition is a bit long, but you must understand how important scene setting is, Sif. We cannot rush that for you to have the full scope of the situation at hand.

You wouldn't hit a kid, would you Sif? Good, noble, warrior Sif. Sif of the fine morals of Asgard that include not hitting kids?

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[asofwar]

The more you talk, the more I am reminded how annoying you were. [You know, young Loki's fucking face.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Annoying! What a terrible thing to- wait, you know? Did you know all along? Sif, how could you? I am hurt. HURT. You were always my favorite Sif, remember that before you rip my head off and play the Midgard gave of football- which has neither to do with feet nor balls, really, more of an oblong- I digress.

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[asofwar]

I suspected. I grew up with that face, do you think I would not?

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[studmuffin]

Why are you trying to get rid of an image like that? [ He enjoys a good threatening hot person now and again. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

You enjoy looking at naked people?

If I could pass my terrible burden to you, I would do so in a heartbeat.

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[studmuffin]

Naked hot people.

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[doeswhathewants]

Oh yes, now it all makes sense.

I am rolling my eyes.

First that Lydia girl, now you.

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[studmuffin]

You were talking to Lydia?

[ Sweet, wonderful Lydia. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

She likes looking at naked people.

[Says as though confiding.]

[tangledintower]

[she knew this was coming. It had to eventually.]

...I miss Leah too.

Did you get any of your memories from the last time you were here back? Or is all just from home?

....do I even want to know what you were doing that involved Sif, naked, with a sword?

[doeswhathewants]

[It always does.]

Just from home. I've been told there are ways to retrieve those from whence I was here before, but I've not yet decided to bargain with the collective.

...I ... was just fetching a lock of her hair. It was dire that I had it. World saving dire.

[tangledintower]

...do you want me to call you Loki now, or should I keep calling you Serrure?

That's probably for the best...they may not be the deities, but I wouldn't trust any deal they try to make with you. I know its not the same, but I can try to fill you in on things that happened when you were here before...

[She raises an eyebrow at that. There is waaay more to that story then he's saying, clearly.]

And you didn't just go and ask her? Also, why was she naked?

....nevermind, I have a feeling I don't want to know.

[doeswhathewants]

Whichever pleases you, I think I shall answer to both. Makes things easier, especially with another Loki about and not in the adorable way that I am.

Ah, I think I should like that. And far less of a risk, I would think. [His most charming of smiles.]

...why on earth would I have asked her? She would have said no, anyway. Trust me.

[tangledintower]

Mmm, you are the far cuter Loki, this is true...but I knew you first as Serrure, so I guess you'll always be Serrure to me.

[She laughs, grinning lopsidedly at him.] Well, tell me where to start, and I'll tell you everything.

Can't understand why. You may be a trickster, but when it comes to matters of the utmost importance, you don't lie. I don't think, anyway.
...I take it she was rather angry about this?

[doeswhathewants]

I know. [Cheesy grin. Totally a ladies' man.]

At the beginning? Tell me everything.

I ... think I cut all of her hair off in my previous life?

[mortemscintilla]

......................Wh-what's this about Sif-in-the-nude?

[doeswhathewants]

Why are you asking? She might not like you asking, you know.

[mortemscintilla]

Sh-she'd like you mentioning it on the open Network even less!

[ So mature, Li. ]

[doeswhathewants]

You like looking at naked people, do you not?

I knew it. We are surrounded by perverts. And by we, I mean me, Mister.

[mortemscintilla]

[ fghkl!!!! ]

I'm not a pervert!

You started it by talking about n-n-naked people!

[doeswhathewants]

I spoke of my trauma. You asked after descriptions! From a child!