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[doeswhathewants]

I remember everything.

Well, not everything, everything. There are some things I am both glad and curse not to know.

And I miss Leah.

That. That is all.

P.S. I wish there was a curse to remove the image of Sif-in-the-nude threatening me with a sword. It was a very formidable sword.

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[asofwar]

Excuse you?

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[doeswhathewants]

Ah- it's a long story? It beings with please don't kill me and ends with all of us laughing at such a silly misunderstanding. Mayhap we can just skip the messy bits in the middle?

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[studmuffin]

Why are you trying to get rid of an image like that? [ He enjoys a good threatening hot person now and again. ]

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[asofwar]

Start with the messy beginning bits. Now.

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[doeswhathewants]

You enjoy looking at naked people?

If I could pass my terrible burden to you, I would do so in a heartbeat.

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[doeswhathewants]

The exposition is a bit long, but you must understand how important scene setting is, Sif. We cannot rush that for you to have the full scope of the situation at hand.

You wouldn't hit a kid, would you Sif? Good, noble, warrior Sif. Sif of the fine morals of Asgard that include not hitting kids?

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[asofwar]

The more you talk, the more I am reminded how annoying you were. [You know, young Loki's fucking face.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Annoying! What a terrible thing to- wait, you know? Did you know all along? Sif, how could you? I am hurt. HURT. You were always my favorite Sif, remember that before you rip my head off and play the Midgard gave of football- which has neither to do with feet nor balls, really, more of an oblong- I digress.

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[asofwar]

I suspected. I grew up with that face, do you think I would not?

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[doeswhathewants]

I thought, perhaps, even your warrior's mind might be distracted. This is such a distinct situation.

But there, now. Alls well.

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[studmuffin]

Naked hot people.

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[doeswhathewants]

Oh yes, now it all makes sense.

I am rolling my eyes.

First that Lydia girl, now you.

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[asofwar]

You saw me naked why?

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[doeswhathewants]

I needed a bit of your hair and snuck into Thor's chambers while you were sleeping there.

However, I did not realize you slept in the nude. Why would you do that, Sif? It's entirely impractical. What if there were a fire? Or an intruder? A real intruder, I mean.

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[asofwar]

Always the hair!

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[asofwar]

Your opinion on the matter is irrelevant.

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[doeswhathewants]

I just needed a tiny piece! A small bit! It was to save the whole of the nine realms, Sif. I do not exaggerate in this.

And I was only offering a salient suggestion.

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[asofwar]

Save it.

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[doeswhathewants]

Which part?

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[asofwar]

You salient suggestions.

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[doeswhathewants]

As you say.

Might I beg favor of you, Sif? Mighty Sif? Sif the best warrior of all the Aesir who do not have magic hammers?

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[asofwar]

What?

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[doeswhathewants]

....teach me to fight? With arms, not magic, of course. I wish to be a warrior.

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[asofwar]

You - [AHAH what? Loki, what??] You. Wish to be a warrior.

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[doeswhathewants]

Well, I wish to be able to fight like a warrior.