[ VOICE ]

[followyoutohell]

I hope you will excuse me, Lord Cain, but I'm afraid I haven't the slightest idea where I am. Or rather, I am certain it is some sort of strange desert, but knowing that much is hardly enough to understand, as is the case usually in this place, it seems--

[...and SUDDENLY.

STATIC. conveniently enough]

░░░░ and I ░░ afr░░d I may ░░░░░░ delayed ░ere. ░░░░░░░░ain, I do hope you ░░░ doing well despite the-- ░░░░░░░░░

----@#(░░░░%*&%@@░░░░░░░#$%░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

[GOSH, THOSE ARE SOME STRANGE NOISES SUDDENLY. and lots of static. almost as if the Network Device is being rubbed against the sand on purpose full of sand too, but that makes sense. totally.

Oh, and, by the way--]


[FILTERED: ALEXIS HARGREAVES | unhackable ]

What a fortuitous turn of events.

I hope you know, this charade is growing extremely tiresome.

[/filter]

Comments

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

...oh, fine, you're forgiven.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

How kind of you.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

You could beg.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

I'd rather I didn't.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Since one of us can't have what he wants, I suggest it be the uglier one.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

[laughing, through the sudden static]

By all means.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

So, then. Let's we see or hear or smell or touch your begging. Do please. Come, come.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

You misunderstand.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

An implied insult? No, never. I dismiss.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

You'll do as you please, I suppose.

[you're amusing.]

And are you in the desert, as well?

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Yes. No. I forget. It doesn't matter, does it?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

Perhaps not. I certainly do not care.

But I should think it would seem rather obvious if you are surrounded by sand.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

...but that we'd be telling, and we're not now to play that game.

Meanwhile, it should seem you're... caught in the raptures of the wild, hmmm?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

It should seem.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Fetch me a souvenir?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

I am not in the practice of fetching trifles for men, I'm afraid.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

No trouble, I'll don the dress.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

Is that so?

Perhaps a handful of sand, then, for your troubles.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Make it a stone, I'll throw a corset.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

A fair arrangement, I suppose.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Hardly fair, but what's a beggar to do?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

What, indeed?

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Has anyone told you that you disgust the first and last fiber of their very beings, of late?

[ voice ] ....also because I'm a derp and I forgot to say it.. THIS THREAD IS SO LOCKED FROM CAIN >>

[judaskiss]

No, not of late.

I was beginning to miss it.

[ voice ] ......DID YOU HEAR THAT, CAIN : (

[shall_yield_us]

Well, for the sake of your quota: you're despicable and vile and a rat outside of his sewer, and there is nothing within you that doesn't inspire sheer and utter loathing.

Now fetch me my stone!