[ VOICE ]

[followyoutohell]

I hope you will excuse me, Lord Cain, but I'm afraid I haven't the slightest idea where I am. Or rather, I am certain it is some sort of strange desert, but knowing that much is hardly enough to understand, as is the case usually in this place, it seems--

[...and SUDDENLY.

STATIC. conveniently enough]

░░░░ and I ░░ afr░░d I may ░░░░░░ delayed ░ere. ░░░░░░░░ain, I do hope you ░░░ doing well despite the-- ░░░░░░░░░

----@#(░░░░%*&%@@░░░░░░░#$%░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

[GOSH, THOSE ARE SOME STRANGE NOISES SUDDENLY. and lots of static. almost as if the Network Device is being rubbed against the sand on purpose full of sand too, but that makes sense. totally.

Oh, and, by the way--]


[FILTERED: ALEXIS HARGREAVES | unhackable ]

What a fortuitous turn of events.

I hope you know, this charade is growing extremely tiresome.

[/filter]

Comments

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

...but that we'd be telling, and we're not now to play that game.

Meanwhile, it should seem you're... caught in the raptures of the wild, hmmm?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

It should seem.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Fetch me a souvenir?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

I am not in the practice of fetching trifles for men, I'm afraid.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

No trouble, I'll don the dress.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

Is that so?

Perhaps a handful of sand, then, for your troubles.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Make it a stone, I'll throw a corset.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

A fair arrangement, I suppose.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Hardly fair, but what's a beggar to do?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

What, indeed?

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Has anyone told you that you disgust the first and last fiber of their very beings, of late?

[ voice ] ....also because I'm a derp and I forgot to say it.. THIS THREAD IS SO LOCKED FROM CAIN >>

[judaskiss]

No, not of late.

I was beginning to miss it.

[ voice ] ......DID YOU HEAR THAT, CAIN : (

[shall_yield_us]

Well, for the sake of your quota: you're despicable and vile and a rat outside of his sewer, and there is nothing within you that doesn't inspire sheer and utter loathing.

Now fetch me my stone!

[ voice ] ...maybe it should be locked in general. LOCKED FROM THE RIFF-KNOWING PUBLIC, K? :|

[judaskiss]

You flatter me.

Perhaps I shall indulge the lady, after all.

[ voice ] YOU HEAR THAT, WORLD????

[shall_yield_us]

Words of weather fair, they wouldn't last in the wind. But all I want is the one stone. However small.

[ voice ] :D

[judaskiss]

How poignant.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

And given half the whim, you'd still refuse me.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

Perhaps.

Perhaps not.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

See? The whim.

There's no loving a man with whims.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

I wouldn't know about such things.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

About love, my love?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

Something of the sort.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Well, you're human, you've only a few decades to pick up the trade. What's to say you'll fail, besides very terrible antecedents and the general shortcomings of your kind?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

My kind?

As opposed to--?

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Why, the kind that matters.