[ VOICE ]

[followyoutohell]

I hope you will excuse me, Lord Cain, but I'm afraid I haven't the slightest idea where I am. Or rather, I am certain it is some sort of strange desert, but knowing that much is hardly enough to understand, as is the case usually in this place, it seems--

[...and SUDDENLY.

STATIC. conveniently enough]

░░░░ and I ░░ afr░░d I may ░░░░░░ delayed ░ere. ░░░░░░░░ain, I do hope you ░░░ doing well despite the-- ░░░░░░░░░

----@#(░░░░%*&%@@░░░░░░░#$%░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

[GOSH, THOSE ARE SOME STRANGE NOISES SUDDENLY. and lots of static. almost as if the Network Device is being rubbed against the sand on purpose full of sand too, but that makes sense. totally.

Oh, and, by the way--]


[FILTERED: ALEXIS HARGREAVES | unhackable ]

What a fortuitous turn of events.

I hope you know, this charade is growing extremely tiresome.

[/filter]

Comments

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

Something of the sort.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Well, you're human, you've only a few decades to pick up the trade. What's to say you'll fail, besides very terrible antecedents and the general shortcomings of your kind?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

My kind?

As opposed to--?

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Why, the kind that matters.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

Do enlighten me.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

And my stone?

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

But of course.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

It first.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

Ah. How shrewd.

You've yet to tell me whether you are even in this desert, though.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Divine it.

Tell me why I dislike you so.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

I'm certain I haven't the slightest idea, a charming man such as myself.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

It must be the hair.

[ voice ]

[judaskiss]

Ah, yes.

Antipathy toward my hair or not, if you would like your trifle, you shall need to give me a location. And, of course, some answers, as we have agreed.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

And why not employ the post?

[ voice ]

[followyoutohell]

Elaborate.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

The postal office.

[ voice ]

[followyoutohell]

As though a postal service would exist in this unnatural desert.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Then best create it, hadn't you? Now that would be wise entrepreneurship.