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[inmyothertights]

I am not a moisture farmer.

I am not in love with my long lost twin.

My boyfriend is also not a moisture farmer.

This is not Tatooine.

That is not a Sarlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhccccck!

[There's a zap and a crackle and a pause. The pause lengthens.]

....or maybe it is.

Comments

[errandry]

Welcome, young Skywalker. Are they seriously out there?

[inmyothertights]

I was just walking.

And it tried to eat me.

....that's it I'm flying everywhere.

[errandry]

Bet they've got monsters for that too today.

[inmyothertights]

.....why didn't I think of that?

[dulcisnuntius]

You okay there, cowboy?

[inmyothertights]

Fine, fine. Lucky I can fly.

[dulcisnuntius]

I hear ya. Those sandworm dune-guys look like they make walking tricky.

[inmyothertights]

I nearly walked on him.

[godofabs]

... I certainly would hope not.

[inmyothertights]

Do you even know what Tatooine is?

[godofabs]

It is where The One Who Walks the Skies is from, yes?

[inmyothertights]

[.................silence]

When did you watch Star Wars?

[invisibilities]

No, it isn't Tatooine.

[ simon just sounds disappointed. ]

[inmyothertights]

[S I G H]

I wouldn't object to Coruscant.

[invisibilities]

Maybe that will be the next curse.

[inmyothertights]

I'd hang out at the Jedi temple.

People tell me Luke Skywalker was here once upon a time.

[binarysky]

If you've got to remind yourself of all that, you've got problems.

[Star Wars? wtf is Star Wars?]

[inmyothertights]

Yes, I have problems.

Three hundred thousand pounds of sand.

[binarysky]

Sand and having to explain your relationship with your twin, sounds like. I guess we've all got the first one though.

[inmyothertights]

Ah, the sweet sound of Star Wars ignorance.

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[terrestrial]

[ okay, that's worthy of a laugh. well played, well played. ]

If only it was Tatooine, then we would actually have some idea of what to do with ourselves.

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[inmyothertights]

Farm moisture. Conduct pod races.

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[lookjustlike]

Where are you? I can barely hear you but considering every other word is a Star Wars reference I guess you must be okay.

You better be making Star Wars references, since what I did hear was mostly something about being in love with your twin.

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[inmyothertights]

Teddy?

Is that you?

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[lookjustlike]

I'm not sure where I am. I mean, it's the City but everything is made out of glass and I don't see any sand.