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[inmyothertights]

I am not a moisture farmer.

I am not in love with my long lost twin.

My boyfriend is also not a moisture farmer.

This is not Tatooine.

That is not a Sarlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhccccck!

[There's a zap and a crackle and a pause. The pause lengthens.]

....or maybe it is.

Comments

[errandry]

Welcome, young Skywalker. Are they seriously out there?

[inmyothertights]

I was just walking.

And it tried to eat me.

....that's it I'm flying everywhere.

[errandry]

Bet they've got monsters for that too today.

[inmyothertights]

.....why didn't I think of that?

[errandry]

Congratulations. Now you know. Watch out for vulturedragons.

[inmyothertights]

Did you see vulturedragons?

[errandry]

Not yet.

[inmyothertights]

If I see one I'll drop a note.

[errandry]

S'it really matter? They're gonna be out by tomorrow anyway.

[inmyothertights]

I don't know...there's been a lot of sand around here.

[errandry]

There's always a lot of shit for these.

[inmyothertights]

Not usually for this long, though.

[errandry]

So maybe the place's just changing.

[inmyothertights]

Into what? I'm not a big enough of a fanboy to actually like the idea of living on Tatooine.

[errandry]

I dunno, the desert we're walking in? As long as the monsters're a curse, it's not like the rest'd be impossible to survive.

[inmyothertights]

I don't know, the water thing might be an issue.

[errandry]

Deities're still around, right?

[inmyothertights]

Something tells me they don't really care.

[errandry]

Like anybody'd ask 'em to—tch. Bet they'd still trade, though.

[inmyothertights]

Trade for water?

[errandry]

What?

[inmyothertights]

Is that what you're suggesting? Trading for water?

[errandry]

Kinda feels like it's leading up to that, doesn't it?

[inmyothertights]

This blows.

[dulcisnuntius]

You okay there, cowboy?