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[ANTI-KHAN FILTER]

Hi, I want to introduce myself. My name is Uhura. Apparently, I've been here before, but I have no memory of that, so I feel like it would be best to start from the ground up. I apologize if I have forgotten something important about you.

I do have a question for everybody: what languages do you know other than the one I'm speaking in now?

[PRIVATE | STARFLEET COMM FREQUENCY]

Lt. Uhura of the USS Enterprise, reporting in and hailing any and all Starfleet personnel. Please respond.

[ooc: She's already read most of the network and studied almost everybody since that is what she does. The Eye of Nyota is always watching. Or the ear. Whatever.]

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I've been busy.

[ flattest look ever. since when has that excuse worked for you? ]

Should I start making house calls, then?

[ this is what you get for living with him. ]

Y'know, since I cured the eyeball thing on my own I've been thinking. I'm alright. I am totally, completely, one-hundred percent at the top of my game.

[ He'll hide in Spock's half, barricade himself in! ]

You weren't sick to begin with.

[ god, don't even try to put the 'curse' along the same vein as an 'illness'. a vein's going to pop and you're not going to like it. ]

[ :))) ]

My eyes weren't even in my head!

That's exactly the point!

[Wait, what?]

You cured Andorian shingles?

Yes.

[A pause.]

Permission to speak freely, sir.

[ Every time someone asks that, he knows he won't like it. ]

Permission granted.

Bullshit.

That is your opinion and duly noted.

No, he didn't.

Yes, I did.

You want me to start talking about that certain dog incident, Jim?

Edited 2013-08-19 21:30 (UTC)

[ flfgdk FUCKkk

CUTS TRANSMISSION HERE!!! ]

I figured out that much when he said yes.

It was one of those curses.

Freaked out when his baby blues got switched with someone else and got a pair of brown instead.

[She snorts. She actually snorts.]

Why am I not surprised at all?

Edited 2013-08-19 21:33 (UTC)

Vanity, thy name is Jim Kirk.

[ a beat. ]

Or maybe it already counts as narcissism.

He wouldn't be Jim Kirk without either quality.

[It's why they love him. Right?]

[ no X( ]

Couldn't have said it better.

Remind me to tell you about the things that happened during all the other curses we've encountered. [ except he's not going to talk about the essence rites thing, that's the off limits one. the rest - especially the dog part - are fair game. ]

How about I give you that reminder right now?

[ he'll give you one. the best one. ]

Spock was a pirate.

[There's silence for a couple of moments, only because she's imagining her boyfriend with a peg leg and an eyepatch and it's very hard to keep her composure about it. This is open to all Starfleet; can't have Spoke seeing her laugh at him.]

Really? Did he have a parrot and a ship?

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