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[phonetical]

[ANTI-KHAN FILTER]

Hi, I want to introduce myself. My name is Uhura. Apparently, I've been here before, but I have no memory of that, so I feel like it would be best to start from the ground up. I apologize if I have forgotten something important about you.

I do have a question for everybody: what languages do you know other than the one I'm speaking in now?


[PRIVATE | STARFLEET COMM FREQUENCY]

Lt. Uhura of the USS Enterprise, reporting in and hailing any and all Starfleet personnel. Please respond.


[ooc: She's already read most of the network and studied almost everybody since that is what she does. The Eye of Nyota is always watching. Or the ear. Whatever.]

Comments

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[phonetical]

I figured out that much when he said yes.

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[medicos]

It was one of those curses.

Freaked out when his baby blues got switched with someone else and got a pair of brown instead.

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[phonetical]

[She snorts. She actually snorts.]

Why am I not surprised at all?

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[medicos]

Vanity, thy name is Jim Kirk.

[ a beat. ]

Or maybe it already counts as narcissism.

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[phonetical]

He wouldn't be Jim Kirk without either quality.

[It's why they love him. Right?]

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[medicos]

[ no X( ]

Couldn't have said it better.

Remind me to tell you about the things that happened during all the other curses we've encountered. [ except he's not going to talk about the essence rites thing, that's the off limits one. the rest - especially the dog part - are fair game. ]

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[phonetical]

How about I give you that reminder right now?

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[medicos]

[ he'll give you one. the best one. ]

Spock was a pirate.

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[phonetical]

[There's silence for a couple of moments, only because she's imagining her boyfriend with a peg leg and an eyepatch and it's very hard to keep her composure about it. This is open to all Starfleet; can't have Spoke seeing her laugh at him.]

Really? Did he have a parrot and a ship?

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[medicos]

No ship, but there was a parrot and an eyepatch. Parrot's in the animal shelter. Eyepatch is with your captain if you want evidence.

I'm just thankful Jim didn't get turned into one. Can you imagine?

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[phonetical]

He must have been miserable.

[But still hilarious.]

As if he's not enough of a handful on his own already? I'm trying not to.