three ✚ provocation

[affectioning]

[ When Scott addresses the network, he's mid attempting to make eggs. For whatever reason, he's been literally compelled to multitask right now. He's not thinking about what he says as much as the words just tumble out as if he's telling a story nonchalantly. ]

I spent ten minutes in a closet with my ex-girlfriend hiding from her father. And I didn't mean to, but, I got excited. Close proximity. I guess it's either that, or, when her mother saw me at school and sharpened her pencil down to a stub. I think that's when I knew she knew we had had sex. Yeah. Pretty embarrassing right?

What about you guys? Truth or Dare?

[ ooc: Yep, Scott's been cursed with Truth or Dare. He's just revealed a strange TMI of a truth bomb. And now he wants to play with you! ]

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( video )

[studmuffin]

[ ... Scott. ]

Can I make jokes about you coming out of the closet then?

( video )

[affectioning]

[ Forever slow on the uptake, Scott McCall. Pushing the eggs around. ]

Why? [ And then. ] Do you want scrambled? Or, an omelet?

( video )

[studmuffin]

Uh, because it's hilarious?

[ He leans against the counter and grins. ] Scrambled.

( video )

[affectioning]

Is it really that funny?

[ Coming out of a closet? Or pressing his erection up against Allison? Not to mention her turning around... that not helping. It's like it was just yesterday. ]

And you saw Allison's mom. She was scary. [ Literally! She tried to kill him! He takes the spatula now, moving it around. ]

( video )

[cupio]

I thought the whole hiding in closets thing only happened in the movies. [ She's grinning though, so there's that. ] Are you seriously playing truth of dare with the City?

( video )

[affectioning]

[ Nope, it happens to Scott McCall and his ex who are snooping in her father's office. NBD. ]

Why not? Scared?

( video )

[cupio]

Nope.

[ She leans back and kicks up her feet, the couch obvious behind her. She doesn't know Scott but she's a Shadowhunter, she has to be a little bolder than most. ]

Dare.

[lupusalpha]

[Oh sweet god he didn't need to know this]

Not playing.

[affectioning]

[ And Scott did not need to say this. Yet, it is the nonchalance that should bother everyone. He frowns, but only for a second. Suit yourself. ]

Do you want any eggs?

[lupusalpha]

No.

You're cursed. Please say you're cursed.

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[medicos]

Well, that's an opener. [ congrats tho. ]

Why are you playing a juvenile game again?

audio | private ;

[affectioning]

[ thanks. it's still a little painful. the ex situation. not the boner. boners are not painful. ]

I don't know. I feel like it? I want to. [ a beat. ] I can't... not.

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[medicos]

[ boners can be painful, js. ]

A curse?

» video

[thenormalsquint]

But the question is: was she your ex when you two were in the closer or after? The answer says a lot about your guys' relationship.

[Angela, stop trolling the kids.]

» video ] why hello!

[affectioning]

[ Geez, Angela. ]

After. When we were in the closet -- we aren't together anymore. [ Such a long story, sob. ] Truth or Dare? [ The other times, he's relished in the curse but now that it's been pointed out to him he doesn't as much smile as steer into the skid of compulsion with a sigh. ]

» video ] hi!

[thenormalsquint]

Is it because of her parents?

[Oh, a long story? Watch her get comfortable on the couch for it. Should she get a snack?]

Truth.

Audio

[trenchknives]

[Don't mind him, he's just looking for a distraction from the fact that he currently has a couple broken fingers, and finds this surprisingly amusing.]

I'm not sure whether I should, y'know, laugh at this, or tell you that you probably just shared way too fuckin' much in public.

Audio

[affectioning]

You could do both. Everything thinks I'm cursed. I think I'm cursed. Truth or Dare, Jimmy?

[ He's resigned himself to his fate. ]

Re: Audio

[trenchknives]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a curse. Seen it before a couple times.

[Normally he wouldn't go for it, but what the hell, might as well.]

Truth, I guess.

[hexuality]

I've hidden in a broom closet with boyfriends but never from anyone.

[Ginny Weasley, you have fled Death Eater professors by hiding in broom closets. Decidedly less romantic.]

[affectioning]

If you weren't hiding from someone, why were you hiding? [ Joint hide-and-seek? ]

[hexuality]

Less hiding, more like... finding some privacy, then.

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

Glad we could bond like this. You got embarrassing right on the closest front, but I'm thinking terrifying is more accurate where pencils were concerned. [ He gestures with his head, eyes flicking down briefly. ] Everything still left in working order?

[ Video ]

[affectioning]

[ And more people are coming out of the woodwork. He's done with this curse. Not really. He's hours away from being done. But, damn. ]

Her mother was terrifying. [ Psychotic. Not even exaggerating. ] What do you - [ Wide eyes. ] Yeah. She didn't do anything. [ To that part of him. And considering the erection in the closet moment was post break-up and post her death, yep, everything's in working order. ]

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

Redhead? [ It's simple guessing, but the seriously terrifying ones always are from his own personal experience, which is why he sometimes wonders why he's so fond of the most terrifying woman he knows back home.

He almost looks relieved. ] Good to know everything's still fully functional.