three ✚ provocation

[affectioning]

[ When Scott addresses the network, he's mid attempting to make eggs. For whatever reason, he's been literally compelled to multitask right now. He's not thinking about what he says as much as the words just tumble out as if he's telling a story nonchalantly. ]

I spent ten minutes in a closet with my ex-girlfriend hiding from her father. And I didn't mean to, but, I got excited. Close proximity. I guess it's either that, or, when her mother saw me at school and sharpened her pencil down to a stub. I think that's when I knew she knew we had had sex. Yeah. Pretty embarrassing right?

What about you guys? Truth or Dare?

[ ooc: Yep, Scott's been cursed with Truth or Dare. He's just revealed a strange TMI of a truth bomb. And now he wants to play with you! ]

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[studmuffin]

[ ... Scott. ]

Can I make jokes about you coming out of the closet then?

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[affectioning]

[ Forever slow on the uptake, Scott McCall. Pushing the eggs around. ]

Why? [ And then. ] Do you want scrambled? Or, an omelet?

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[studmuffin]

Uh, because it's hilarious?

[ He leans against the counter and grins. ] Scrambled.

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[affectioning]

Is it really that funny?

[ Coming out of a closet? Or pressing his erection up against Allison? Not to mention her turning around... that not helping. It's like it was just yesterday. ]

And you saw Allison's mom. She was scary. [ Literally! She tried to kill him! He takes the spatula now, moving it around. ]

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[cupio]

I thought the whole hiding in closets thing only happened in the movies. [ She's grinning though, so there's that. ] Are you seriously playing truth of dare with the City?

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[affectioning]

[ Nope, it happens to Scott McCall and his ex who are snooping in her father's office. NBD. ]

Why not? Scared?

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[cupio]

Nope.

[ She leans back and kicks up her feet, the couch obvious behind her. She doesn't know Scott but she's a Shadowhunter, she has to be a little bolder than most. ]

Dare.

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[studmuffin]

Yes. And I need humor in my life so you are the source of it. [ He nudges Scott though, because he gets it. The Argents are a sore topic for most of them now. Derek and Kate, Scott and Allison's mom, Stiles and Gerard. It's like they have their black fingertips everywhere.

Distracted, Stiles starts fiddling with the cutlery already set out. ] So you're being compelled to play Truth or Dare?

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[affectioning]

[ He's moved on to scrambling the eggs. He thinks. His brain and his mouth are not his own right now. ]

Do you live with anyone?

[ It matters, he promises. He just needs more information! ]

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[affectioning]

Happy to be of help. [ Scott and his sudden want to reveal a semi-embarrassing story. Only semi because who doesn't get unwanted erections? ]

No. I just want to. I guess. [ All of a sudden. ] Are you going to play? [ He's not too concerned. ]

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[studmuffin]

[ He frowns. He knows the City and the curses that literally compel people to do something. ]

You're not going to announce your furry stuff to the network, are you?

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[affectioning]

[ A furrowing of his furry brows. ]

You don't have to play. [ Of course not. Unless someone asks him something and he picks truth. But, this is Scott. And for the narrative's purposes, he will probably always pick dare. ]

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[cupio]

My boyfriend and my best friend. [ A grin, tucking her red hair behind her ear. ] Neither of them are here right now though.

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[studmuffin]

I'll play. [ Because somebody has to keep him occupied, right? ]

Truth.

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[affectioning]

[ He turns down the heat on the eggs and gets a plate from the cupboard. He thinks. ]

If you could lose it to anyone in the City, who would it be? [ He was going to go with, 'Are you okay?' but he doesn't want to put a damper on the eggs. Besides, he hasn't heard about Stiles and any girl. Considering the last one he'd kissed ended up being taken by the darach? He wouldn't be surprised if it had been a slow... well, year. Weeks? He's still confused how that all works. But, he remembers the virgins. ]

[lupusalpha]

[Oh sweet god he didn't need to know this]

Not playing.

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[medicos]

Well, that's an opener. [ congrats tho. ]

Why are you playing a juvenile game again?

[affectioning]

[ And Scott did not need to say this. Yet, it is the nonchalance that should bother everyone. He frowns, but only for a second. Suit yourself. ]

Do you want any eggs?

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[affectioning]

[ thanks. it's still a little painful. the ex situation. not the boner. boners are not painful. ]

I don't know. I feel like it? I want to. [ a beat. ] I can't... not.

[lupusalpha]

No.

You're cursed. Please say you're cursed.

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[affectioning]

[ Peeeerfect. ]

Swap one of each of their drawers.

[ He has the weirdest PG ideas. ]

[affectioning]

[ He shrugs, having made Stiles a plate of eggs. He grabs two more from the carton. ]

I don't feel cursed.

[ How are you supposed to feel when you're cursed? ]

You're sure you don't want to play? You can pick truth. [ It's the easier of the to. probably not for Derek Hale. ]

[lupusalpha]

You don't have to feel it to be cursed. Why are you playing truth or dare?

[affectioning]

I don't know. I feel like it? [ He honestly has zero clue. ]

[lupusalpha]

You want to talk about being stuck in a closet with Allison.