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[studmuffin]

Hey. So. If anyone sees a dude with a really uneven jaw lurking, get him to call me. [ Making a phone sign with his hand. ]

Though if it's creepily hot twins then you're on your own.

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[intelligently]

What about 'none of the above?'

[studmuffin]

Lydia?

[ Pause. Brain rebooting. Heartache and teenage angst kicking in. Wow she's hot override. ] Lydia. Hey. Uh.

[ Wow, so smooth. ] I didn't think this was really your scene.

[intelligently]

I'm starting to think that it's not. [ She's questioning her decision now, yep ] So much for a great weekend away.

[video]

[hischair]

Coast for your own hook-ups, kid.

[video]

[studmuffin]

[ Jim Fucking Kirk. m0________________0m. Helping Stiles boldly go where no teenager has gone before. At least in his mind. And now he is here.

Wow. ] Uh, no. No. Wow. So far from the truth that that - pretty weird, no way. [ Is he babbling? Fuck. ] He's my friend.

[video]

[hischair]

[ Give him all your love, that's right, he deserves it. Careful, he'll adopt you. ]

And the hot twins? Because the creepy part could just be a point of view. [ Smiling, he nods. ] Seriously though, is your buddy's jaw majorly uneven? I'm talking tectonic plates shifting inside his skull here, otherwise that's one hell of a scattered description to work off.

[helsmaiden]

Does your Derek's jaw need healing? [Because she can fix that for you, bro.]

[studmuffin]

[ fsghjdkl;sa. ]

He's still not my Derek. And no. I meant Scott. Kinda hoping he shows up today.

[helsmaiden]

Scott is your other friend. From home.

(video)

[betawolf]

Hi Stiles, I haven't seen Scott yet.

[Which isn't a good thing. There is safety in numbers.]

Have you seen the twins?

[Because Isaac is still ready to fight them.]

(video)

[studmuffin]

Isaac.

[ He's ... not thrilled but not panicking so. ] They're not here. I don't think. I'm hoping.

video ][ hopefully, a pleasant surprise?

[cocaptaining]

[ Dude, are you talking about this uneven jaw? If he had a mirror, he'd take a second to actually check it out. Because, he'd hope Stiles would ask to speak to his best friend. Although, he would've preferred -- maybe uneven jaw is good enough. ]

... Are they that hot? [ Creepy, he'll agree with. ] Were they invited too? Were all of us?

scoooooooooooooooott.

[studmuffin]

[ His favourite uneven jaw, okay? :3 ]

They're kind of hot. [ Pause. ] Objectively speaking. I don't think they're hot. Nope. [ Totally not. ] And I don't know man, I hope not.

Where are you?

[saturniapavonia]

Like a birth defect uneven jaw?

[studmuffin]

Wow, is my world the only world with uneven facial features?

[hulkbusted]

Still here, huh?

[studmuffin]

Yep.

[ Awh Bruce, he misses ruining your life on a daily basis. ] Went home for three months - a week here - then got shoved right back in. You miss us? [ 8D???? ]

let it not be said that i don't stalk threads stiles' wish is my command...

[medicos]

Might wanna get help for your friend.

Last I checked, uneven jaws signify either an unfortunate birth defect or a tendency to be physically overenthusiastic and get their asses handed to them in turn.

omg you are my hero.

[studmuffin]

[ Screaming internally.

Literally all his Christmasses are happening at once right now. But he has to play it cool, right? ] He's kind of a clumsy puppy with a weird jaw that girls kind of fall for?

video - canon point is end of S2

[wolfteen]

[ So this takes Scott a minute because he kind of forgot how to work this thing he's been wandering aimlessly around and exploring the city, and then when he does check the device, the face looking back at him has an unfamiliarity about it. ]

When did your hair get cool?

video

[studmuffin]

[ Stiles' face lights up. Literally like a puppy who's owner has come home. ScottScottScottScott. ]

My hair was always cool.

[caniculares]

Who is this poor unfortunate, with the uneven jaw?

[studmuffin]

Uh, my best friend. Scott. It's not really unfortunate. People like it. By people I mean his not-girlfriend but.

[hexuality]

But if he's wildly attractive, can he call me?

[Totally teasing, she's awful.]

[studmuffin]

He's not wildly attractive. [ Huff. ] I mean okay, maybe he's sort've attractive but no. I mean he could. But he's also pining about his forever love not loving him anymore or something.