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What about 'none of the above?'

Lydia?

[ Pause. Brain rebooting. Heartache and teenage angst kicking in. Wow she's hot override. ] Lydia. Hey. Uh.

[ Wow, so smooth. ] I didn't think this was really your scene.

Coast for your own hook-ups, kid.

I'm starting to think that it's not. [ She's questioning her decision now, yep ] So much for a great weekend away.

Where are you?

[ The view from his own feed is shaky, he's already in motion. ] I'll come get you.

[ Jim Fucking Kirk. m0________________0m. Helping Stiles boldly go where no teenager has gone before. At least in his mind. And now he is here.

Wow. ] Uh, no. No. Wow. So far from the truth that that - pretty weird, no way. [ Is he babbling? Fuck. ] He's my friend.

[ Give him all your love, that's right, he deserves it. Careful, he'll adopt you. ]

And the hot twins? Because the creepy part could just be a point of view. [ Smiling, he nods. ] Seriously though, is your buddy's jaw majorly uneven? I'm talking tectonic plates shifting inside his skull here, otherwise that's one hell of a scattered description to work off.

Sat on the fountain. [ And Lydia turns the feed around so that he can see the street, and then what's around her ]

[ That might be weird considering all those sexual fantasies ... ]

No, they are totally creepy. Bash your skull in creepy. LMFAO levels of creepy. They're sexy and they know it and they'll totally dismember you within five seconds. [ A BREATH. Now he's being awkward in front of Captain Kirk - no love Stiles. ]

It's stupidly uneven. He's like a puppy with a lopsided head. It's gross.

I'm in the woods, gimme like fifteen to get there.

[ He will run, okay? ] Don't go anywhere.

[ Everyone should have fantasies about Jim Kirk, he's even entertained them about his other self in the Alternate Timeline. God knows, he's probably gorgeous. But that's neither here nor there and he hasn't admitted to that because Bones would smack him upside the head, so. ]

At least they're sexy, then. Gives you something to work with later, once you've ran for your life, unlike some of the monsters I've ran into. I'll tell my people to keep an eye out for a guy with a sledgehammer for a jaw and to tell ... ? Didn't catch your name.

[ Jim Kirk sandwich? Something to think about later. ]

If you want sexy and scary all wrapped up you should wait until Derek Hale shows his face. He's not a guest, actually lives here. Will growl in your face but the abs? So worth it. [ PAUSE. ] Don't tell him I said that. Tell no-one I said that.

Uh, Stiles. It's Stiles.

A guest? I'm a little out of the loop with local lingo, only arrived the other day. [ He barks out a laugh. ] Man, what's the point if someone's not growling by the end of the night? Jesus, you're just a kid, I shouldn't even — whatever.

Nice to meet you, Stiles. Captain James Kirk, but you can call me Jim.

[ Since, y'know, this guy's not coming off like an asshat at forty-years-old like some people have. Stiles bags the honor of being the first person planetside that gets the honor of using the shorthand version. ]

The woods. Do I want to ask? [ And really, Stiles, where is she going to go? Okay, lots of places, but she's waiting ]

I like out there. And no, you don't want to know.

[ He yanks his jeep door open and jumps in. ] Not gonna video and drive. But seriously, don't wander off. I mean that in a totally supportive way and not because I don't think you could take care of yourself. Honest.

So there's this thing that happens - sometimes we get an influx of people arriving at the weekend. They come and then they go and it's kind of like a weird mix of Where's Waldo and a refugee center. If you got here a few days ago you're pretty safe - [ Pulling a face. ] As safe as you can be in the City anyway.

[ Literally fucking beaming right now. Maybe he'll just stalk Jim forever. ] It's cool though, Uhura runs the Youth Center sometimes. I guess she'll be super pleased to have you here.

Does your Derek's jaw need healing? [Because she can fix that for you, bro.]

[ Have this face, Stiles, have this face ]

Fine. Be quick about it.

[ fsghjdkl;sa. ]

He's still not my Derek. And no. I meant Scott. Kinda hoping he shows up today.

[ Fifteen minutes in and he's abandoned the jeep down a side-road and is jogging towards her now. ] Lydia!

[ Coming to a stop almost awkwardly. While he misses people back home, it's not like they're friends. Not really. So he rubs the back of his neck and grins. ] Hey.

Sounds like a blast.

[ Can't say he wishes he wasn't heading home. His brows shoot up when Stiles mentions Nyota. ]

Uhura? Uh. Youuu probably shouldn't talk to her about me, maybe. Stay pure of her heavily biased opinion. [ Didn't you know, bro? The Enterprise is one big tin can of twenty-somethings with their hormones going wild. ] Interesting to hear the Lieutenant's been getting stuck in, though.

[ HE WANTS TO BE YOU GUYS IN ... FOUR YEARS. ] It's 'cause Penny's her bro. Or sis. Or brosis, whatever. She helps out a lot. So have people given you the info about this place?

Yeah, temporal anomaly that isn't a subdivision dimensional rift, blah, blah. I got the lowdown from Chekov, he's one of my guys. [ Although Pavel's explanation was a ton longer and full of enthusiastic eighteen-year-old flailing over physics.

Jim wrinkles his nose. ] Who's Penny?

[ More importantly, can he hit on her? ]

Edited (get out of there typo no one loves you) 2013-07-05 20:13 (UTC)

Queen of the Welcome Center. You should be nice to her. [ Don't disappoint him, Captain :C ]

She's awesome though, helps anyone new, gives them advice. [ She adopted him. ] So it's like, you, Uhura, Chekov? [ TELL HIM BONES IS HERE KIRK, GO ON. ]

I'm nice to everyone. [ Mildly defensive. :c He was sick the other day, okay, his blood was going wacky.

Jim shrugs. ]

Last count it stands at me, Bones, Uhura and Chekov. Half the bridge, basically.

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