[video]

[not_like_the_rest]

All of you are retarded. The next person who tells me to stand up straight and stop slouching is finding out where I hide my knife.

Comments

video:

[charring]

Just punch'em in the gut and then tell them to stand up straight.

video:

[not_like_the_rest]

I will. Thanks.

Re: video:

[charring]

People everywhere seem full of...overbearing advice today. One woman kept straightening my shirt and telling me my shorts were too small. It was interesting.

video:

[not_like_the_rest]

you should have just taken them off. I would have.

Re: video:

[charring]

I would have, but I was at work. It would have been amusingly unprofessional.

video;

[universaltranslator]

Unfortunately, I don't think threats will work against a curse.

video;

[not_like_the_rest]

I'll do it anyway.

video;

[universaltranslator]

[Normally Uhura is all for people asserting themselves, but stabbing people just sounds like a terrible idea.

Also, she's a little cursed herself.]

The only thing that will get you is in trouble with the police.

video;

[not_like_the_rest]

[SCOF]

Okay, mom.

[he_who_kills]

Me like!

[not_like_the_rest]

[Laughing.] What the fuck are you?

[he_who_kills]

Is hunter! What you?

[not_like_the_rest]

A Victor and carpenter. [She see's no harm in being honest with ... whatever this thing really was.]

[Video]

[pinokosthewife]

You gotta keep shlouching to hide it? Are you a robber? A hitman? A mobshter?

[Video]

[not_like_the_rest]

[ohhhh heeeey, it's the odd little girl.]

No, i just slouch because I can.

[Video]

[pinokosthewife]

[Who said little?!]

Well, that'sh good! [She smiles.] That you're not a crook, I mean.

But, shlouching'll ruin your back! It'll hurt a lot and you'll look old when you're shtill in your prime! Are you sure you want that?

[Video]

[not_like_the_rest]

I'm not going to live long enough for it to matter, Kid.

[vengefully]

I doubt saying that will work on anyone who is affected by the curse.

[not_like_the_rest]

It made me feel better. People get so uppity if you don't give a warning before you stab them.

[vengefully]

[he just scoffs at that] It's those people who probably don't even deserve a warning.

[not_like_the_rest]

[That just makes Johanna smirk. This kid was amusing.]

You got a name? I'm johanna.

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Not a bad plan. People are getting really annoying. At least if you kill one, leave the body if you don't want it. I'll find it, and I'll even ash the bones later.

[not_like_the_rest]

You the local clean up crew?

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

I'm a youkai. I eat humans. Sure, I can get my own, but no use leaving an already dead one just rotting there.

[not_like_the_rest]

[That gets her attention. Sounds like a mutt to her. something to be killed before it kills you. She doesn't show her edge though. Knowing more first could help out.]

So if I kill a bunch you will eat them all, or do you have a limit? Just out of curiosity.