not_like_the_rest: (not what you think i am)
Johanna Mason ([personal profile] not_like_the_rest) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-05-12 08:13 pm

[video]

All of you are retarded. The next person who tells me to stand up straight and stop slouching is finding out where I hide my knife.
charring: (always looking over my shoulder)

video:

[personal profile] charring 2013-05-13 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Just punch'em in the gut and then tell them to stand up straight.
charring: (alert)

Re: video:

[personal profile] charring 2013-05-13 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
People everywhere seem full of...overbearing advice today. One woman kept straightening my shirt and telling me my shorts were too small. It was interesting.
charring: (Default)

Re: video:

[personal profile] charring 2013-05-13 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I would have, but I was at work. It would have been amusingly unprofessional.
universaltranslator: Uhura is dressed up (Flirty: Playing coy)

video;

[personal profile] universaltranslator 2013-05-13 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, I don't think threats will work against a curse.
Edited 2013-05-13 23:18 (UTC)
he_who_kills: (knife)

[personal profile] he_who_kills 2013-05-13 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Me like!
he_who_kills: (Default)

[personal profile] he_who_kills 2013-05-14 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Is hunter! What you?
pinokosthewife: Pinoko blinking her eyes and looking confused (*blink*)

[Video]

[personal profile] pinokosthewife 2013-05-14 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
You gotta keep shlouching to hide it? Are you a robber? A hitman? A mobshter?
pinokosthewife: a happy, smiling Pinoko (Default)

[Video]

[personal profile] pinokosthewife 2013-05-14 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Who said little?!]

Well, that'sh good! [She smiles.] That you're not a crook, I mean.

But, shlouching'll ruin your back! It'll hurt a lot and you'll look old when you're shtill in your prime! Are you sure you want that?
pinokosthewife: Pinoko looking concerned or saddened. (on a clear day you can see forever;)

[Video]

[personal profile] pinokosthewife 2013-05-14 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She puffs her cheeks up, insulted:] Why you—

[But her anger is quickly forgotten in light of that revelation:]
E-eh? But, why? It'sh not old age, you look too young, sho... are you shick?
pinokosthewife: (you'll be safe in our hands;)

[Video]

[personal profile] pinokosthewife 2013-05-14 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it brain cancher? If it'sh operable, Pinoko's Doc can fiksh you up!

... if you just love the thrill of pulling dangeroush shtuntsh, though, maybe you should try and cut back. We'll all be worried about you if you keep it up! [Trying to be helpful, even with as little as she knows right now!]
charring: (Default)

Re: video:

[personal profile] charring 2013-05-14 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I usually do outside of work. The bars around here are pretty interesting.
universaltranslator: Uhura looks annoyed (Annoyed: Fuck off)

video;

[personal profile] universaltranslator 2013-05-15 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Normally Uhura is all for people asserting themselves, but stabbing people just sounds like a terrible idea.

Also, she's a little cursed herself.]


The only thing that will get you is in trouble with the police.
charring: (Default)

Re: video:

[personal profile] charring 2013-05-15 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

Hi. I'm Charlie.

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