(no subject)

[intriplicate]

This is not right.

The paperwork says that this is not in order.

Why have the doors opened? Who opened them? Whoever it is did not fill out the correct paperwork.

I want an answer. Who cut through my red tape?

Get back in your cells, this isn't meant to be over.



[ooc: uh...oh...]

Comments

[laszlo_jamf]

Fice. Five-minute meeting.

[intriplicate]

Yes?

[laszlo_jamf]

As of now, you've got the records. Or at least the best of them. I don't know, I don't care. My point: care to share them with your colleagues?

[intriplicate]

Did you open the door?

It's okay if you did it early I'm not angry but we should talk about office etiquette.

[laszlo_jamf]

Fice, please. You're already angry.

But I didn't open the door.

I'd blame Lina if you're going to blame anyone.

[intriplicate]

Why would she do that?

[rumblelina]

Paper work administration desk work! HMPH.

PAPER did not hold the doors shut or open them.

[intriplicate]

Did you do this?

[rumblelina]

NO NO NO!

[intriplicate]

Laszlo says yes yes yes.

[rumblelina]

Laszlo is known for saying speaking talking so many things!

[dissolves]

Having some problems? Care to share?

[intriplicate]

Citizen.

Please get back in your cell.

[dissolves]

Are you going to make me?

[intriplicate]

You should do it because you are a good citizen.

[dissolves]

Good citizen? Are you mistaking me for someone else?

[monochrome_mirror]

Then you are one of the City's overseers, who set this crude plan into motion? You must be quite quick, to organize such a roundup...or shoddy, as I expect is the case. Gathering both the good and evil into prison is poor form on your part.

The innocent must remain outside if you reinstate such a confinement. Think more about who is caught in your net, before you mete out punishment.

Besides...even if it were, in some other entire world of thought, correct to do what you have done, your system is not prepared for it. Squadrons of ghouls for guards, identical punishments for prisoners of varying criminal magnitudes, and no formal system to judge them -- nothing here is equipped for an operation of the scale you just tried.

[intriplicate]

Please fill out all complaint forms in triplicate and take them to the drop box at the Deity Office.

[monochrome_mirror]

Is there protocol for meeting with your group in person?

[intriplicate]

There is a queue.

Forms:

BS24212
BS32523
DE24253
GR74545
ME75465
LT54654
TY34536
PY43532

and

CR22423

must be filled out, in triplicate, in blood. Processing time is between 70 and 80 centuries.

[monochrome_mirror]

And where would I get those?

(May as well play their game until she knows more...she thinks this isn't actually going to work, but may as well ask. She understands god-levels of protocol.)

I can live as many years as you would have me wait.

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

So you're the bastard that threw me in jail? Get out here! I'll roast you like a pig!

[intriplicate]

All challenges must be accompanied with appropriate paperwork.

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Paperwork? The hell? I'm not writing something up so I can fight you! You're just scared.

[intriplicate]

If you do not fill out the paperwork, your request is:

DENIED.