video;

[bookbending]

[The video reveals an unimpressed girl--far more pleasant than some of the videos going around the network.]

I hate these machines. They only show horrible things or tells me that people left and every time I try to get rid of mine, it comes back.

[She taps the device's screen, just in case anyone had doubts about what she was talking about.]

I threw it in the ocean and then found it on my bed. Then I smashed it and buried the pieces, but it came back again. Is there a way to make them go away? Permanently?

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[bookbending]

That's... okay. If it makes you happy.

[mortemscintilla]

It does. [ Cheerfully!!! ] And I like feeding other people, so that's always a plus.

[ .......Feeding them rat-poison maybe. ]

[bookbending]

Li? Would you teach me how to cook? Just easy things. Tohru used to do all of the cooking, but she left.

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[mortemscintilla]

Cooking?

[ Oh. Well. That's. ]

[mortemscintilla]

Of course. [ One day he'll be offering cooking lessons to all the ladies in the Avatar-verse. ] We'll start with something simple. Like salads or fifteen-minute brunches.

[mortemscintilla]

[ A little sheepishly, he confides, ] I already know a few Water Tribe dishes. From back when Korra and I were, um, cursed to be engaged. [ Wait - does she know about that? Well. She does now. Oopsie. ] But if there's anything from home you'd like whipped up, you can always share the basic recipe, and we'll try that too.

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[bookbending]

She never told me you were engaged.

[This is the kind of thing Jinora feels that she is entitled to know.]

[bookbending]

Salads and things are good. I don't want to learn how to make anything with meat in it.

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[mortemscintilla]

Ah!

I-I can't blame her. It was pretty embarrassing. Not to mention -- we weren't really engaged. If anything, Miss Asami said we should call the whole thing off. [ Wise woman, that Asami. ]

[mortemscintilla]

Then we'll start with something light and simple. Like egg-free frittata and kung pao tofu.

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[bookbending]

Asami's really smart.

[bookbending]

I don't know what those are, but that sounds good.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Yes. Yes she was. She also asked to rework the entire pre-nup. For good reason. ]

I think you'll like them. They each take about 30 to 20 minutes, so you'll be done before you know it. [ He will make a little padawan-chef out of you yet! ]

[bookbending]

Thank you, Li. I promise I'll pay attention and learn quickly.