video;

[bookbending]

[The video reveals an unimpressed girl--far more pleasant than some of the videos going around the network.]

I hate these machines. They only show horrible things or tells me that people left and every time I try to get rid of mine, it comes back.

[She taps the device's screen, just in case anyone had doubts about what she was talking about.]

I threw it in the ocean and then found it on my bed. Then I smashed it and buried the pieces, but it came back again. Is there a way to make them go away? Permanently?

Comments

[bookbending]

Salads and things are good. I don't want to learn how to make anything with meat in it.

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[mortemscintilla]

Ah!

I-I can't blame her. It was pretty embarrassing. Not to mention -- we weren't really engaged. If anything, Miss Asami said we should call the whole thing off. [ Wise woman, that Asami. ]

[mortemscintilla]

Then we'll start with something light and simple. Like egg-free frittata and kung pao tofu.

1/2

[bookbending]

Asami's really smart.

[bookbending]

I don't know what those are, but that sounds good.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Yes. Yes she was. She also asked to rework the entire pre-nup. For good reason. ]

I think you'll like them. They each take about 30 to 20 minutes, so you'll be done before you know it. [ He will make a little padawan-chef out of you yet! ]

[bookbending]

Thank you, Li. I promise I'll pay attention and learn quickly.