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[anunluckypenny]

SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A PROSTITUTE AGAIN!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!!!!

[Penny is unaware of this text post. She will remain unaware until someone brings it to her attention because, thanks to a certain someone's evil tea, she's spending the day being... not at all like Penny. Feel free to bump into her at the Welcome Center or in the City Square. Also feel free to hear her say any of the following to hapless NPCs:]


[WELCOME CENTER]

Why should I help you? You've been here for months. Try getting a job.

Geez, cry more. So your boyfriend broke up with you, whatever. The last time I had a boyfriend? I died. Perspective.


[CITY SQUARE]

Why don't you watch where you're going instead of apologizing? Like whatever you're texting is that important.

Maybe I'm tired of people like you walking all over me! Seriously, get out of my face or I'll go get a stepladder and punch yours.


[ooc: Nastiness brought to you by the sinister tea plot; responses will come from Penny's curse journal because she doesn't make mean faces. Ever.]

Comments

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[mightbeconcussed]

Maybe they thought you were an 80's hooker?

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[aprettypenny]

like you have room to talk about hooker-wear

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[mightbeconcussed]

Party girl. Totally different. Hookers get paid.

Also, are you feeling okay?

Welcome Center, action;

[moonlitrequiem]

Penny. [Watch Yin talk to her co-worker, like a normal person. Only...Penny isn't acting like herself. Yin should notice this, and be concerned. The noticing part has taken hold, the concern part, not so much.]

Should I handle this?

Welcome Center, action;

[aprettypenny]

[Penny looks annoyed about being spoken to. This is definitely not normal.]

Yeah, why don't you. You know what? Handle everything. I quit.

[She goes to get her jacket. She... actually seems serious about walking out.]

Welcome Center, action;

[moonlitrequiem]

[Yeah, okay. That's off enough Yin has to at least inquire.]

Is there another curse? [That's not typical, either. The timing is off for those odd weekends, too.]

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

People are dumbasses, what did you expect?

video;

[aprettypenny]

People to not act like dumbasses for a second?

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

That's giving them too much credit.

[onset]

Couldn't agree more.

[aprettypenny]

THANK YOU. Theyre cute and demure.

[onset]

Perhaps it's opposite day for someone out there.

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[trenchknives]

You sound pissed off.

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[aprettypenny]

because people are morons.

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[trenchknives]

That's not a sentiment I entirely disagree with but you usually do.

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[intheblanks]

hookers get cold, too.

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[aprettypenny]

so, what? are you saying I dress like a hooker??

welcome center;

[universaltranslator]

[Sitting back in her seat, drinking coffee]

Bitchy much?

welcome center;

[aprettypenny]

Lazy much?

[Okay, it's a crappy come back, but Penny's the one on her feet and... doing things.]

[Action]

[deadmanbusiness]

[He knows that he doesn't know Penny that well, but that seems a bit off, even from what he knows about her.]

Are you feeling all right?

[Action]

[aprettypenny]

What is everyone's deal today? I'm fine and I'm totally punching the next person who asks that.

[Something is very, very off.]

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[spotlighted]

[Surely this can't be the right place.] Wow, okay. Somehow I thought the Welcome Center would be more ... welcoming.

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[aprettypenny]

[It's usually an exceedingly welcoming place! Of course, Penny is usually not acting under the influence of dark magic-infused tea, which... makes a considerable difference. The redhead glares at the new arrival.]

If you want welcoming, you'll need to find someone who cares.

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[skintoskin]

Penny? Are... Are you okay?

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[aprettypenny]

I'd be great if people'd stop asking me that!