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[orangetoughguy]

So these two guys are walking home from a party on Halloween night, just for laughs they decide to take a shortcut through a cemetery. About midway through they hear a tap-tap-tap coming from the fucking dark. Tap-tap-tap chink. Tap-tap-tap. They're tough guys, they wave it off, but you know they think they gotta walk a little faster. Well they walk faster but the tapping gets louder. Now these guys are ready to piss their pants, they're holding on to each other for fucking life. Finally they come across an old groundskeeper with a hammer and chisel chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy shit, man," one of them says after catching his breath, "you scared us half to death." The other one says, "we thought you were a ghost! What the fuck are you doing working so goddamn late?"

The groundskeeper growls, "those sons of bitches spelled my name wrong!"

Comments

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[hexappeal]

What is it with you color-coded guys and jokes?

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[orangetoughguy]

What if it's a true story?

[hexappeal]

I refuse to confirm or deny if it is or isn't.

[ruthless_hunter]

I got a better one:

So this bot comes across a car-bot looking over a pit of acid. The first bot comes up to the car-bot and sarcastically says, "thinkin' of going for a dip?" And the car-bot says, "no, but you are."

And so the car-bot pushes the first bot into the acid.

[orangetoughguy]

Is this autobiographical?

[ruthless_hunter]

Don't be dumb.

I ripped his arm off first. It has a nice mod.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

That shit's only scary when you're in a warehouse at night.

[orangetoughguy]

What?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Scary stories.

[withloadedguns]

Not bad.

[orangetoughguy]

Thanks. Got one of your own?

[withloadedguns]

There's plenty that get passed around. Got any preference?

[haring_to_go]

[ he eeps! ]

And they survived?! [ ghosts are not to be trifled with. Ever! ]

[orangetoughguy]

[Oh no he has to take the bait.]

You know anybody who didn't?

[haring_to_go]

[ he's a wuss when horror is involved ]

Of course I don't. They disappear!

[universaltranslator]

Bad jokes and ghost stories. You must be a real hit at parties.

[orangetoughguy]

Only when I'm invited.

[universaltranslator]

Got any more of them up your sleeve?

[dissolves]

Terrible.

[orangetoughguy]

I thought you don't have a sense of humor.

[dissolves]

Do I need one to think that was terrible?

[saidrepent]

Can't say I'd be happy about it either.

[orangetoughguy]

You've got some timing.

[signatures]

Stop telling stories about White and my adventures.

[orangetoughguy]

Stop going on adventures without me.