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[orangetoughguy]

So these two guys are walking home from a party on Halloween night, just for laughs they decide to take a shortcut through a cemetery. About midway through they hear a tap-tap-tap coming from the fucking dark. Tap-tap-tap chink. Tap-tap-tap. They're tough guys, they wave it off, but you know they think they gotta walk a little faster. Well they walk faster but the tapping gets louder. Now these guys are ready to piss their pants, they're holding on to each other for fucking life. Finally they come across an old groundskeeper with a hammer and chisel chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy shit, man," one of them says after catching his breath, "you scared us half to death." The other one says, "we thought you were a ghost! What the fuck are you doing working so goddamn late?"

The groundskeeper growls, "those sons of bitches spelled my name wrong!"

Comments

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[hexappeal]

What is it with you color-coded guys and jokes?

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[orangetoughguy]

What if it's a true story?

[hexappeal]

I refuse to confirm or deny if it is or isn't.

[orangetoughguy]

Why? Cause you liked it?

[hexappeal]

Because sometimes I hang out with a guy who is a ghost.

[orangetoughguy]

Just one guy?

[hexappeal]

He's the only one I like.

[orangetoughguy]

Come on you know I'm not gonna tell anybody who doesn't need to know.

[hexappeal]

Boston wouldn't appreciate me acting like a fink.

[orangetoughguy]

What does he keep to himself a lot? Not a celebrity like you?

[hexappeal]

I hate celebrities. Anyway, like I said! The guy's a ghost. And we don't like talking about our hobbies. Which may or may not be messing with fleshies and whatnot.

[orangetoughguy]

Fleshies.

[hexappeal]

The living. Or, I guess, in my case, civilians.

[orangetoughguy]

When are they gonna make a movie about you anyway.

[hexappeal]

Whenever I'm dumb or desperate enough to sign a bunch of sketchy-looking papers for wads of cash?

[orangetoughguy]

Come on, you're not even a teeny tiny bit interested in seeing who they'd get to play you?

[hexappeal]

Someone in their 20s without breasts, hips, or an ass.

[orangetoughguy]

You want to be played by Jodie Foster?

[hexappeal]

I didn't say that's who I wanted.