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[orangetoughguy]

So these two guys are walking home from a party on Halloween night, just for laughs they decide to take a shortcut through a cemetery. About midway through they hear a tap-tap-tap coming from the fucking dark. Tap-tap-tap chink. Tap-tap-tap. They're tough guys, they wave it off, but you know they think they gotta walk a little faster. Well they walk faster but the tapping gets louder. Now these guys are ready to piss their pants, they're holding on to each other for fucking life. Finally they come across an old groundskeeper with a hammer and chisel chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy shit, man," one of them says after catching his breath, "you scared us half to death." The other one says, "we thought you were a ghost! What the fuck are you doing working so goddamn late?"

The groundskeeper growls, "those sons of bitches spelled my name wrong!"

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

You got allergies or something?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, I'm allergic to fresh air and sunshine.

[orangetoughguy]

That explains the pasty look.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Ha fuckin' ha.

You seem like the type who went every weekend.

[orangetoughguy]

I come from a blue collar clan, camping on the lawn's just as good.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm guessing that saved you from sitting on poison ivy.

[orangetoughguy]

How'd you get out camping anyway. Aren't you a city boy.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Even city boys go to school and the retreat sounded better than sitting at home watching my ma yell at the soaps.

[orangetoughguy]

Holy shit you went to school.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Don't be jealous I did something you never managed.

[orangetoughguy]

I went to school.

[Offended!!!]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well don't sound so sullen about it.